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(67 votes) Published: Sep 05, 2005 12:50 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 302 times
Shark Attacks... For years, the coastlines of Australia, Europe, the Americas and more have been terrorised by the creatures feared by most. Sharks. Well, you can use this to your advantage, to clear the beaches for a while, and to ruin people’s holidays >=D
Well, you will need:
.Dark-Red Food Colouring .Fake Shark’s Fin *Optional*
.Shorts +
.Chicken Scraps
.Ability To Swim
Okay, first... you’ll want the fin. This is optional, but it adds great effect. You can make one out of cardboard, or probably even buy one somewhere. Anyway, even if you don’t have one, then it’s still good.
Now, if you are using the fin, you will need to smuggle it into the water inconspicuosly. You could hide it under a surf or body-board. If you don’t have one of them, stick it inside a spare towel (you will need to get this back later).
If you want to use the shorts and chicken meat, then you can just take these into the water without anybody thinking, ’wtf?’. What you’ll do is take bits of chicken meat and scatter them in the lining of the shorts and cover the meat and shorts with food colouring, or even real blood, if you want it to stain (it’ll probably come off when you stick them in the water).
Okay, so now you’ve got your colouring, and maybe fin and shorts complete with chicken. Walk into the water. The more crowded, the better. Go out far enough so the water comes up to your waist (depenin’ on how tall you are). Open or squeeze the colouring bottle, whatever kind you got. You can make sure it’s behind you so someone else can scream ’Blood. It’s blood! SHARK!!!’ or you can do it. So... let the ’blood’ go and dive in the water, if you have the fin. Put it on your back, or hold it or whatever you’re doing. Swim around a bit, and then let the shorts go. (It’s better if you ripped them beforehand). Then, discard of it. If it sinks, then it’s better. If it’s cardboard, then rip it up, maybe put it in your pockets if you have some. Bury it, anything... just make sure you’re not caught or seen with it. And.... have fuu-uun...... >=D
Sep 05, 2005 4:42 pm - Pretty dumb, sharks only attack surfers mistaking them for seals. There are hardly any shark attacks every year, any educated person would know its a prank. Maybe diving with them has baised me, dunno.
Sep 06, 2005 10:03 am - I’ve swam with sharks before too, feeding time in the aquarium, but sharks can be pretty vicous, and yes, shark attacks are rare, but that doesn’t mean they don’t happen at all. I see where you are going, though.
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