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Published: Jul 27, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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this joke is moderately nasty. consider it a form of biological warfare. whatcha wanna do is go to the store and buy a big ol package of jimmy dean breakfast sausage. after that, go to your local fireworks warehouse and buy a string of 100 black kats or red devils. actually buy two or three strings, cuase this prank may require some testing to get it just right:). the e-coli bomb is constructed in this fashion: lay your string of black kats on tha d**kheads front porch about 1 foot from the door. next, carefully apply yo sausage evenly onto the black kats so as to make a thickish layer of meaty goodness. be sure tha fuse is un-obstructed. now here is the tricky part. if it all possible try do execute this prank while your bastard neighbor is watchin the s**tbox in his cozy living room. this is easy to do since living rooms are commonly near the front door and you can listen real close to tell if the tv is on or not. the secret is to cut the fuse to the right length so that the black kats will go off at the instant the f**khead opens tha door. this might have to be figured out by trial and error, but thats part of the fun?!!! now you just need to #*@! knock on the door real obnoxiously so the c**ksucker comes a runnin. the desired scenario is that when the motherf***** opens the door, he will be splattered with a barrage of flying meat particles and deafened with the sound of exploding black kats! the natural reaction will be for him to scream, exposing his open mouth and allowing it to be penetrated with the jimmy dean sausage. If there is a god in heaven, hopefully he will develop a case of e-coli or worms and be confined to the sh***er for a while. give it a shot! |
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