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okay this is my first egg so be gentle. yes, it is a simple and obvious yet effective egg. i just hope that it hasnt been done before.
supplies:
-lighter
-basic firecracker
-egg
-scissors, knife, sharp pencil, etc.
so by the looks of this you probably already know what the hell is going to happen, but let me spell it out for you.
start by taking your stabbing object, whatever that might be, and poke a hole in your egg big enough to stick your firecracker in, but make sure not to stab too hard, you dont want a splattered egg. next, put your firecracker, hopefully one with at least a 2 or 3 second fuse, and place it inside the hole in your egg. but MAKE SURE to not put ANY part of the fuse in, you dont want a wet fuse. next, place your egg where you want to make a mess: mailbox, doorstep, car hood, etc. go ahead and light your fuse, and step back at least a good 7 feet and watch the chaos of the explodey egg!
thanks for reading. and dont leave douchebag comments please like "firstname sucks" because that’s just lame
Sep 06, 2005 3:57 pm - this is an alright egg for your first, i like the idea of puting the egg on a car hood... but why not just make the fuse longer and throw the egg at somebody or somthing??? anyway 3* but its a alright first egg
S p 06, 2005 4:12 pm - okay yeah good idea to throw it at somebody, except wouldnt the egg just explode when it hit them? kinda redundant to throw it and THEN have a firecracker explode, dontchya think?
Sep 09, 2005 8:16 pm - Well...if I just had an egg...i would throw it at someone, but if you bade a longer fuse, you could have some getaway time...but whatever floats your boat
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