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Stuck with a little kid?
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Published: Sep 10, 2005 2:00 a.m.
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If you’re forced to go somewhere have a bag or something ready with MINOR explosives or cool pyro shit. Make sure the kid won’t rat on you with the explosives or fire. When using the fire stuff make sure the fire alarm is off so it doesn’t go off and the people next door call the fire department and you get busted for having possible illegal stuff. Happened to me once…. If you have to stay home with your little brother break out the heavy explosives but make sure he isn’t a rat and do the same as last topic stuff things.



The Morbius strip (I think that’s what it’s called)
just take a piece of paper that’s a LONG rectangle then twist it so it has 1 twist in it then tape it… after that tell him to draw a line from one end till he gets to the start of that line. Then after he’s done that he’ll be like “GAY!” but you’ll smack him in the face and say now cut that line then he’ll be like “wtf!” at the results of that and he’ll be interested so then you tell him to cut the middle again then see the results of that….after that it’s to tangled to work with just throw it out.


Give the little future pyro candy and teach them how to do tricks with fire, they’ll thank you later…. If the parents are to come back after always let them stay up after their bed time and they will put in a good word and you might get a big tip. And maybe if you want it more work their.


Put on puppet shows and make a puppet die a horrible painful death! No I’m kidding…unless the kid likes that stuff. If his parents say no games or no TV, fuck orders they’ll like you more.

Have a wrestling match and don’t actually hurt him or he’ll keep crying and won’t shut the hell up so let him “beat you up” and these things can pass the time really fast like….

Remember if you want more work their always listen to suggestions from the kid and me…mostly me cause I’m cooler than that fucking kid. Aaaany ways I’m not expecting this to get a high rating from you guys


CaptainFlowers (me) put this on a Microsoft word and used spell check.

Captain Howdy gave me some ideas that i used (gotta give him credit) 		 
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Izzy-292
Sep 10, 2005 2:07 am -
I didn’t rate it i’ve been talking to RE members on MSN.


CaptainHowdy
Sep 10, 2005 2:20 am -
sure you have...5* thanks for the mention =)


ACDCrocker
Sep 10, 2005 2:24 am -
lol i get stuck with my little bro a bit so this might come in handy.


count_chocula-3498
S p 10, 2005 2:45 am -
My friend has day home so i might try some of these there.

Sep 10, 2005 4:44 am -
LMAO. I taught my nephew how to whine.


lupe_the_bbg_whore
S p 10, 2005 10:50 am -
haha


drpepperfan
Nov 03, 2005 5:37 am -
i have a lil sis thats a lil
intered in pyro techinecs yea i know i suck at spellen
but so do the rest of ya’s trust me i copy and past evry egg


Amatsu
Jan 04, 2006 12:33 pm -
little kids suck!


xNarrowSoulx
Jan 22, 2007 4:29 pm -
trampolines equal good times with little kids... you can bounce their ass off the thing and they’ll usually be like AWESOME


dipstick-2560
Sep 05, 2007 12:59 pm -
lol


The__Overlord
Dec 02, 2007 4:36 pm -
It’s a "Mobius" strip. And it has special mathematical properties... namely that it is a 3-D object but when you draw on in, it is planar. 5*’s. I loves the maths.
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