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Do you hate school?
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Published: Feb 23, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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IF YOU HATE SCHOOL THEESE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU CAN DO TO GET OUT! THIS IS FOR THE WEE LADDIES AND LASSES WHO ARE STILL IN SCHOOL.

GETTING OUT

1) ONE FUN AND EASY WAY TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL IS TO BRING A FEW DEAD FISH TO SCHOOL. PUT THEM IN A PLACTIC BAG SO YOU DONT LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A MORON. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE CEILINGS IN A SCHOOL ARE MADE OF FOAMY STUFF THAT CAN BE PUSHED UP? PLACE A FEW OF THE DEAD FISH IN THE CEILING. IT WILL MAKE POEPLE SICK AFTER A FEW WEEKS GO BY BECAUSE OF THE SMELL. THEY MAY EVEN CLOSE SCHOOL.

2)DO YOU HAVE ANY M-80’S? IF SO,
PULL THE PLASTIC COVER OFF THE TOP OF THEM. PLACE A CIGGIRETTE IN THE M-80 AND LIGHT IT AND PLACE IT FACE UP ON THE TOILET SEAT. THE CIGGARETTE WILL MAKE THE SMOKE DETECTORS GO OFF AND WHEN THE PRINCIPAL OR WHOEVER COMES TO FIND THE FIRE, THE CIGGARETTE WILL HAVE BURNED TO THE GUNPOWDER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE M-80 AND IT WILL EXPLODE IN THE TOILET. IT WILL CAUSE CHAOS. YOU WILL GET OUT OF SCHOOL POSSIBLY.

i HAVE DONE THEESE AS A YOUNG LAdDIE AND THEY WORKED. BUY YET, SCHOOL SYTEMS HAVE CHANGED. i WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF ANY OF YOU TRY THIS. BUT IF YOU HATE SCVHOOL, I SUGGEST YOU DO SO. 		 
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trapper
Nov 19, 2005 4:17 am -
i dided that once


pyro_tech69
Jun 27, 2006 4:08 pm -
not bad 4


steven-4784
Jul 27, 2006 7:10 pm -
how old were u when u did this


shadow-4397
Sep 15, 2006 3:04 pm -
4* lol and your typeing in all caps


Howard-2825
Dec 15, 2006 1:52 pm -
this is copied form the cookbook 0
 
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