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All of you toker/smokers out there will apreciate this guide on your next trip. This is about how to jinx all those fire alarms on the planes!
What you need to carry in carry-on
1.Ductape
2.Plastic bowl that fits over fire alarm
3.Fart Spray? Or air freshener
4.Portable Vacume
5.Cigs!
When you get in the bathroom, tape the bowl over the fire alarm, and make sure no air can get in! Tape up the doors if you are that paranoid! Light up stuff, and make sure to suck up the smoke with the vacumme! After done smoking, apply the spray, take off all the tape, bowls...and then walk out as you would normally!
A word of caution! Tampering with a fire alarm can have a 2000 dollar fine! I saw that on a sign in there lol!
Sep 20, 2005 5:23 pm - lucky for me im not addicted to cigarettes so i dont have to worry about that problem
Sep 20, 2005 5:29 pm - Man, you’ll get yourself in more trouble than it’s worth . . . dude what’re you thinkin’!!
Only 1*’s ’cause you at least thought of what tools you’ll need, although I doubt you’d get ’em onto the plane the way security is thes days.
Nov 21, 2006 1:39 pm - hmm a fucking portable vaccum on an airplane.. sweet.. but i guess if you have a bowl and duct tape and some spray fine.. but the vaccum.. you should just flush the smoke when u blow out..
when you smoke in jail.. how do you think they do it.. cup the cigarette and inhale n whe u blow out blow out in the toilet and flush...
how bout that..
i give it a 2 because theres no way you will get away with a vaccum on an airplane...
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