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ok well first off i live in indiana and if u didnt kno indiana is full of corn... lots of it... well in the summer time u can get a job. Corn detassiling that is.. its where ur on a tracter and u pick off the tassels on the corn stalk to the corn can grow..well theses cordn fields are about 1-3 miles long and about 2-4 miles wide... pretty long..and hot!
everyday at my lunch break me and my best friend would sit down and this boy used to always mooch off otheres peoples food, and if he didnt get it he would take it, adn he had a tendecny to take either my friends or mine gatoraid. everyday he would take one of our drinks and it would get soo annoying!
so one day me and my best friend are talking on the phone about work n u know stuff girls talk about, we come up with the great idea of putting lacitives in both of our gatoraids so that when he drinks it he will shit all daY! that night she came over and we got to bottled gatoraids they were blue and we place the lactives in them. the ones that were for our selves were the yellow flavord gatoraid!
the next day came along n at break i act as if iam drinking the blue gatoraid, but i didnt turn the cap, purposly! he comes up to me and he like hey give me some, iam like its okay u can just have it! hes like i know! so we get bakc on the tracter and at about a half mile in the feild he jumps off and starts running to the porter potty! well sumtimes thats usual for people i mean if u have to go u have to go, and u kno n besides we werent that far in, so he goes to the bathroom, and runs the catch up, well he does this for till about were half way threw the field, but u see he couldnt hold it for to long, he shit his pants, its was the funnest thing in the world, everyone was laughing at them. the next day we let him know what we did, he was pissed, but wat can we say! i dont think he ever touched anyones food again!
Sep 20, 2005 4:34 pm - hahaha I have to admit, this is funny. But it does belong in the forums. And since you are new, and you probally didn’t know that, I will give you a 3*.
BUT NEXT TIME POST THIS KIND OF STUFF IN THE FORUMS
Sep 20, 2005 5:25 pm - Yes, definatly belongs in a forum , but prety damn funny, you got him GOOD!!
Did he ever figure it out??
Revenge is sometimes sweeter when the person knows, but can’t prove who did it.
I’ll give you a 3*’s ’cause I’m SURE the "laxative" prank has been used before.
Sep 20, 2005 5:58 pm - Haha thats funny. 3*.
Vipercussionist, " the next day we let him know what we did, he was pissed, but wat can we say! i dont think he ever touched anyones food again!" Yes, he did find out haha.
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