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(126 votes) Published: Sep 20, 2005 7:27 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1462 times
I have two shop classes: metal and wood. My metal shop teacher is a totall badass. He used to be in the special forces/police force and he doesn’t take crap from anyone. I go to a small school and most of the people are offended and shocked by him because he always says what’s on his mind and he knows he can beat any teacher at our school up.
Well, two days ago in woodshop I was making a baseball bat on the laith (for breaking shit, I don’t play sports) and this kid asks if he can see my bat, so naturally I let him see it. Well, it turns out that for some reason my metal shop teacher was in the wood shop and I started talking to one of my friends when all of a sudden I see this: The kid walked up to the metal shop teacher with the unfinished baseball bat and he alledgedly threatened to hit the metal shop teacher with it (I didn’t hear what he said) and get this, My teacher walks up to him, and with two flicks of his hand does these two things: pushes the bat down & SOCKS THE KID IN THE NUT SACK! Everyone who saw it burst out laughing and the shop teacher walked away with a smile while the kid was hunched over all teary eyed!
After the kid was bent over wimpering for a while the shop teacher called him into another room. When the kid left the room he was even more teary eyed and he was so mad that he socked this thin ass door and accidentally broke a hole in it! So now the kid has a pair of sore balls, has to buy a new door, and is getting suspended and might get arrested! They confiscated my bat for evidence and I have been called into the principle’s office three times in two days to tell my side of the story! The principle is still surpised that I wasn’t involved in this shinanigan.
Sep 20, 2005 7:39 pm - I just told them I thought they were joking around. They asked me all sorts of questions like:" Did he ever mention that he wanted to take people out with your bat?" or "Did you hear him tell the teacher ’youll be next’?". And I said no because I have no idea if the kid threatened the teacher or not.
Sep 20, 2005 7:47 pm - Hey, hopefuuly you will get the bat back. That way one day when your grandskids find it and ask what it is you can say, "Well, siddown lil (insert generic name) and I’ll tell ya a fucken story."
Sep 20, 2005 9:14 pm - So anything is possible for the kid and the teacher. The kid might go to jail i don’t know. All i know is that the principle keeps on interrogating me.
Sep 20, 2005 10:06 pm - That’s a funny story! In fifteen years, that kid will be washing dishes or working on an assembly line, making 50 cents over minimum wage, and telling anyone who will listen that "nobody ever gave me a chance in life."
Sep 20, 2005 10:20 pm - Good writing plus I just like stories where somebody gets whacked in the nuts.
Oct 12, 2005 10:00 pm - Cops take people down by either: dislocate his shoulder, break his wrist, or hit him in the nuts. Or if the poor fellow happens to be black they shoot to kill.
Jan 09, 2006 4:13 pm - my shop teacher is badass too. he one time held a kid by his neck 4 swearing at him and my teacher was like, IF U EVER SAY THAT AGAIN IM GONNA RIP YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT
Mar 14, 2006 2:51 pm - haha my wrestling coach is awesome he’s a little short japanese guy that’s around 70. Anyway he has a few p.e. classes and there in the wrestling building and he kicks the kids in the ass when they don’t listen and tells them he’s gonna rip there balls off and nail them to the wall.
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