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(125 votes) Published: Sep 27, 2005 1:42 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 911 times
hey!
have you ever wanted to set sum1’s ass on fire without using fire??
if the answer is a resounding yes, read on.
you may ask what may i need for such a prank?
Acid? no. Boiling water? not yet. Hot Sauce? yes!!!
heres what you do.
Find the meanest, spiciest and most bad ass hot sauce. then walk into a public restroom. ( you may jump, roll, duck, dip, dive into the restroom too )
now go into a stall. make sure its empty to avoid those awkward moments.... now, wipe the toilet seat. ( preferably with tissue, but your shirt would work too ) make the seat look clean so when sum1 needs to crap he will more likely sit rather than squat.
now, take out you hot sauce. then add a few drops on the seat. its best to add near the side of the seat because thats where most people sit down and their legs touch it. now make those drops dry!! hot sauce usaullly dries and when it does it leaves no trace of smell or stain. now, leave the stall, when someone comes in, he will see how clean the seat is and decide to take a dump. when his ass starts to sweat from effort the sweat will make the hot sauce liquidy again and in turn make the victims feel an intense burning sensation in his buttocks. now, it will work wonders if your victim has sum wounds in that portion.
i did this once in my seatmates seat before a long exam. when it dried he came in and the exam started. about in the middle of the test he excused himself saying that he felt the need to go to the bathroom. we later learned that he thought he needed to take a crap. imagine his surprise when he sat his sweaty ass on the toilet seat in our schools restroom to crap and to find out that we also covered the seats in the toilet with hot sauce.
side note: You can also add some peppers (chopped) into the mouth of drinking fountains so wen sum unfortunate dipshit decides to have a drink the water will carry a load of peppers into that persons mouth.
Someone convinced me to have one drop of his hot sauce on a hot dog when I was drunk. It took him 2 fuckin’ hours, so finally I said ok so that he would shut the fuck up. My mistake. I drank his intire gallon of milk, lol.
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