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(89 votes) Published: Sep 27, 2005 4:38 p.m. In 16 Favorites Lists Viewed 1584 times
How To: Make Money
This is my guide to make money if you are 16 years of age or younger. Obviously if you are 16+ you could get a real job. This took me a while so please rate this fairly.
Legal
1. Mow Lawns: Get a mower, Edger and weed whacker and a couple of buddies and mow lawns. Ask around the neighborhood whose lawn you can mow. Sooner or later you will have 10+ yards.
2. Clean Pools: If you have the chemicals and supplies needed, pool cleaning is your thing. You need a lot of knowledge to pull this one off but you will be paid well.
3. Wash cars: Get a bunch of friends and mild dish detergent and go wash cars. Put up signs to get the word out.
4. Gutter Cleaning: Get a nice gutter cleaning pole and clean peoples gutters. It usually takes less than 20 minutes and people pay big money.
5. Pressure washing: If you have a pressure washer, you can wash peoples houses, and sidewalks for big money. You can also rent them.
6. Weeding: Take a pair of pliers and get out large weeds from sidewalk cracks and flower beds. This takes a while but a nice pay.
7. Vines: Removing vines from fences could either take you 10 minutes or 10 hours. Take gas and pour it all over the fence full of vines and spray down the other “good” plants with water and the light, watch the fire with a hose. Bam no more vines.
8. Repair: Repair bikes and skateboards for little kids if you know what you’re doing.
9. Buy/sell: Buy things of high price for really cheap, and then sell them to gain profit.
10. Deliver Newspapers: Underground papers or newspapers. Ask around. It’s a good money making job.
11. Transporter: Get older people that sell things as drugs or bombs/guns to let you transport illegal materials via bike with a backpack. Easy five or ten bucks a run.
12. Pet Sit: This seems pretty stupid, but when you Have a neighbor going out of town, they will be looking for someone to look after their pet. You can make lots, tell them to pay you by day.
13. Baby Sit: Watch younger kids for their parents in the neighborhood. This is kind of girly but if you are responsible and know the parents well the will probably trust you.
14. Tutor: Teach dumb ass kids at your school chapter by chapter. Make them outlines. You can get their parents to pay you big bucks to make little Johnny succeed in life.
15. Shovel snow: If you live in cold areas, shovel snow or use a snow thrower in their drive/walk ways. They will pay you a lot because they know it’s a pain in the ass to do.
Illegal
1. Burn CD’s: Use Nero or other burning software to burn CDs. Also use Limewire to get the songs. Go to the dollar store and buy very cheap CDs. Ask kids at school for burning lists and sell them for 5 bucks.
2. Fake Donations: Use P.E or school uniforms and walk around with friends in a rich neighborhood. Tell them your school activity needs money. Most of the time they pay cash sometimes, they will pay you in check and then give them your name, if they suspect anything, tell them that’s the new coach.
3. Burn DVD’s: Burn DVD’s the same as Burning CD’s but takes a little longer and the blank DVD’s cost more.
4. Copying DVDs/VHS: Get a DVD copier and then rent DVDs and copy them onto blanks. Don’t get caught, you WILL get sued.
5. Growing Pot: Get a nice setup for indoor or outdoor growing. Get good seeds. Dl a good guide off the net and start growing some Ganja.
6. Make M-80s: Make m-80s or other small fireworks or smoke bombs and sell in large quantities to rich kids where fireworks are un-available.
7. Price gouging: Get very cheap generators and buy a large amount of gas and chain saws and sell them during or after hurricanes. Make signs to advertise. Knock up the prices to get a fat profit.
8. Sell fake drugs: Sell your own concoctions of fake drugs to little kids.
9. Selling Porn: Go to a convenient store and sell little kids porno magazines that they sell there. They will be more than will to buy a few.
10. Selling Alcohol: Buy cheap liquor to minors. Sell it for outrageous prices.
11. Rob People: Really difficult to pull off unless you are experienced. Rob people of Money, Jewelry, shoes ect.
12. Pick pocketing: Go to a large crowded concert or sports game and brush up against people and reach into their pocket and take anything they have of value.
13. Selling Potato guns: Make them cheap and sell them to rich kids for 2 times what you paid for them.
14. Embezzling: Get a job under a Fake name and on the first day take all of the cash out of the register. Turn off the cameras and take the tapes.
15. eBay: Steal things or go trash picking’ and sell things on eBay for a lot.
These are just some of my ideas. Please leave me some feedback if you will.
Sep 27, 2005 4:45 pm - very good egg man this should be like sticky because kid everywher are always looking to make money and this egg it great seriously man 5 an in my favorites
Sep 27, 2005 4:52 pm - burning cds , dvds, fake drugs, selling porn and pit pocketing is my money making trics the legal is for gays me 1,000 dollars a month but i use some on weed partys best egg all day you get 5
Sep 27, 2005 5:01 pm - yeah i got over $85 bucks in 3 days for burning DVD;s and CD’s....i even sold some blank dvd’s and cd’s for like $5 or $10 a piece.....5*
No 23, 2006 8:59 pm - my way of making good money at skool people get there drinks from vending machin they pay $1.20 so what i do is go to grosery store by a box of 24 cans for like $9.00 put in my fridge over night and take em 2 skool the next day and put em in my locker (i got 2 lockers 1for my skool syuff the other 4 cans) when som1 wants a can i undo me lock they pay me a dollar and at the end of the day i go home with $24.00 get 2 more boxes of cans and do it again(this will work really well since there gonna ban vending machines at skool)
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