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Hypnotizing Chickens
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Published: Oct 03, 2005 12:14 a.m.
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In this guide i will teach you one of the many ways on how to hypontize a chicken.

Materials

1.Two hands

2.Chicken or chook (whatever you call them)

Just to refresh your memory



Instructions

1.Get a chook

2.Grab both of their legs and flip it over so its stomach is facing up.

3.The chicken will probarly struggle but tough it out they will stop soon.

4.This is when your other hand comes into practise. Whilst still holding the leg with the stomach facing up, stroke the chickens belly with one or more fingers on each side of the bone down the middle.

4.Do this for atleast 3 minutes (180 seconds)

5.Now realease your grip from the chickens legs and they will move for abit but don’t worry thats gravity or if you haven’t done it properly or well it will probarly get away.



F.A.Qnot that i have been asked

When is the best time to do this?
At night because the chooks are alot easier to catch.

Do chooks bite?
Not to my knowledge they may peak.

How long do they stay "out" for?
Depending on how long you stroked them for. I stroked one for about 4 minutes and it didn’t move for 10 mins which is a record for where i come from.

Can this kill them?
Na they breath whilst they are paralized as such.

Peace out ~ACDCrocker~
 

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Flakers

Oct 03, 2005 12:18 am -
wow, if my mate still had chooks.......i woold do this 2 them


Rambo-XIII-

Oct 03, 2005 1:26 am -
WOW NICE!
its good to see original eggs now and then
5*


AppetiteForDestruc ion

Oct 03, 2005 1:33 am -
My girl does this to my pet "cock" but it stays up and wont quit spitting stuff out. any suggestions.


Izzy-292

Oct 03, 2005 2:04 am -
HAHA nice egg man, nice one.


Izzy-292

Oct 03, 2005 2:05 am -
i think this might work on dogs too...


jaylbreak

Oct 03, 2005 3:14 am -
nice man


GodofTitans

Oct 03, 2005 5:07 am -
Cool!!!


wamilton

Oct 14, 2005 9:24 pm - meepit
god damn AppetiteForDestruction you are a douche bag. everyone knows your "girlfriend" is infact a guy and you are not funny at all. it is douiche bags like you in this world that make me want to kill myself.


747

Jan 27, 2006 9:44 am -
i’m gunna go stroke a cock right now!! 5’s!!


Amatsu

Jan 28, 2006 2:49 pm -
lol! thats funny as fuck! nice egg dude! 5***** rating!


priest-

Jan 30, 2006 12:10 am -
i get slapped when i try to pick up a chick by her feet


A2N2T

Feb 21, 2006 2:31 am - definetaly werth a 5 ratin
always want to noe how to do dat ..cool 5 ratin


jimfish

Mar 04, 2006 8:42 am -
Pretty funny stuff.


ShadowStrangler

Mar 14, 2006 3:07 pm -
good 2 know i give it a 5.i also give it a 5 because i like the pic of that kid lol about the chook


rainingblood

Mar 17, 2006 9:55 am -
5stars


wessside_k

Apr 20, 2006 1:35 pm -
.......FUCKEM’ UP!!!!!!!!!!!


wessside_k

Ap 20, 2006 1:36 pm -
.......FUCKEM’ UP!!!!!!!!!!!


ResidentPhys o

May 20, 2006 1:30 am -
my bro does this to a chicken of his.
he does the exact same thing but he gets it to go to sleep
then he’ll call its name and it’ll get up and w8 for him to move it. very funny


ResidentPhysco

May 20, 2006 1:30 am -
my bro does this to a chicken of his.
he does the exact same thing but he gets it to go to sleep
then he’ll call its name and it’ll get up and w8 for him to move it. very funny


XTC

May 26, 2006 2:11 pm -
thats sum funny ass shit, next time i see a chicken im gonna beet your 10 min record lol, nice egg 5*


LaffyLou

Jul 06, 2006 12:59 pm -
Where am I gonna get a chicken? Flubbenburger. You said chook. Haaaaaa!


DarkestAngel

Jul 14, 2006 8:29 pm -
Can someone explain to this poor redneck why someone would want to hypnotize a chicken? lol Very original though, 5*


Aussie_Bushpig

Jul 25, 2006 6:15 pm -
thats mingen!, you can do it with a stick.....you draw a straight line in the dirt put a small stick or twig in the line and grab the chooks head and fang it into the dirt so its eyes are either side of the end of the stick and hold it there for 30 seconds.
you can also hold the chook upside down and put its head under its wing and hold it ther and the swing full arm length about 6 times..its totaly HYPNO after either method

 


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