Opps I stole your wallet again (more lifts)
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Published: Oct 06, 2005 3:12 p.m.
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Here is yet another in my serries on the lift, brought to you by popular demand. I hope you enjoy them...
Car hunting is an oldie, but a goodie as far as snagging a purse. I sware ladies I don’t know why you just up and leave your bags the way you do. Anyway the other day i was walking down the street, causually looking around for anything that mike strike my fancy when I saw a nice little bag waiting in the back seat of a white car. Acting like I had every right to I tried the door, found that it was unlocked, and then proceeded to open the bag. it was a little red and yellow zipper clutch purse with white handles, and in it just waiting for me was a checkbook, a wallet, her cellphone, and some loose cash in a side pocket. I could have jsut took the whole purse, but I didn’t have anythign to hide it in so I took the time to go through it. Paid off though, I got 90 bucks out of it.
At the mall the other day I was picking up some stuff and I decided to take a looking the Bath and Body works there. While I was in there I saw this middle aged woman dressed in a nice black shirt and jeans standing beside of a counter with a bunch of body spray. What I also saw was her black purse was unzipped and that I could actually see the tip of her wallet sticking out. Her bag was hanging from her right shoulder, so I appraoched her on her left. As smoothly as I could I reached for a bottle of body spray with my left hand and brushed up against her on her left side. I appologised for bumping into her, all the time makinge sure she looked at me. While I did this I reached around her back and lifted the wallet from her bag. I turned away quickly, but she was so intent on her shopping that she didn’t pay me any attention anyway. I sat the bottle down on another shelf, and then left the store and ducked into the restroom. I shucked the wallet for its cash and cards, and then left the mall.
Another car story that I am proud of is the other day as I was walking from class I noticed that there was a slight traffic build up along one of the streets, so I decided to take a lok and see what I could find. Walkign against the traffic I saw a hot blonde sitting in a green convertable with the top down yaking away on her cell phone. As I passed by her car I saw a small leather purse with a gold chain strap sitting on the left hand side, which was where I was. I quickly scooped it up and into my book bag and hurried down the next street. If she had been at the end of the line I might have nabed her laptop as well. As it was I got three hundered bucks, her checkbook and ID. Thanks Natashia.
Elevators are one of my fave places to "work", I simply line up a mark that is entering the place, and then manage to get in just before them so they’ll have to be in front of me. Yesterday the guy had just came out of one of the gift shops in the hospital and was placing is brown leather wallet in his back pocket. Following him I saw that he was heading for one of the elevators, so I amnaged to squeaze past him as we got on. He stood in front of me holding his bag, and I used his body to block what I was doing from the rest of the crowd. The lip of his back pocket was already open, which was nice, so all I had to was gently ease my fingers in and grip the tip of the wallet. After that I was just waiting for the elevator to stop, and when that slight lurch happened I simply pulled up and slid the wallet out. I got out on that floor and then put his wallet in my back pocket and left the hospital.
Now normally I don’t cut pockets unless I have too, but what I saw today made me do it. This guy was wearing baggy jeans, and the back pocket that had his wallet in it had a huge hole at the bottom. If the hole was any bigger I could have just slid the wallet out that way. Now I could have lifted this wallet, but since he had done half the work for me I figured I’d be nice and play along. I pulled out my trusty mini-box cutter and carefully slit the bottom of his pocket that was left as we stood waiting to cross the street. His black wallet slid out into my hand and it was pocketed along side of my box cutter. Thanks for the cash Josh.
Last but not least my other lift for today was a from a girl I saw at a restuant today that I went to. She was cute, with long dark hair and a nice body, and she carried her wallet around in the pocket of her jacket. I watched her take a smoke break just outside the resturuant, and then get ready to come in when someone said she had a call. Ratcher than take her jacket back with her she left in in a booth near the counter. As I was leaving I strolled by, picked the jacked up, and went otuside. As I passed by the dumpster I pocketed her wallet and tossed it in, then left. I just went through it a litle bit ago, which means it still in my pocket, and I got 45 bucks, some stamps, a callign cards, and her other cards. Thanks Jenni!
Well there you go. If youw ant more let me know... |
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 | Oct 06, 2005 3:26 pm -
i want more 5* |
 | Oct 06, 2005 3:33 pm -
More. You’re eggs kick ass. |
 | Oct 06, 2005 3:40 pm -
man, i bet your friends dont like standing next to you(they have to tap your shoulder with a 5ft pole) |
 | Oct 06, 2005 3:43 pm -
Are you in college or something? |
 | Oct 06, 2005 3:55 pm -
Pretty good 5. |
 | Oct 06, 2005 4:51 pm -
cool stuff
5 STARS |
 | Oct 06, 2005 5:48 pm -
sweet(cartman voice) 5* |
 | Oct 06, 2005 6:20 pm -
sweet easy to make money but crime involved |
| Oct 06, 2005 11:30 pm -
YOU ARE A THIEF! 5 stars. |
 | Oct 07, 2005 11:03 am -
toatally awesome 5***** |
 | Oct 07, 2005 3:32 pm -
dude the girl in the mall was my mom
jk 5* |
 | Oct 22, 2005 8:17 pm -
you afre awesome 5* |
 | Oct 28, 2005 3:51 pm -
Very well written. Thank you for the info. 5 |
 | Nov 25, 2005 11:34 am -
5* man brilliant i love it
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! |
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