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(61 votes) Published: Oct 07, 2005 8:42 p.m. Viewed 296 times
If you do not have anywhere to live sometimes the streets are the best answer, bellow ive made a guide to living as a hobo.
shelter:
the best thing you could find is a dumpster.(preferebly one with only boxs and no gross food and stuff in it)under bridges are also very good places.
Heat:
for your heat source get a candle and somthing to cover you (such as a blanket) put the blanket over you and light the candle the heat from the candle will stay in the blanket (note:dont let the blanket drape onto the candle causing it to start on fire.
food money:
try to get dressed up as nice as you can get a jar and go door to door asking for donations to the poor (or donations for victims of hurricain katrina)
basic hygene:
to get a shower go to your local swimming pool they should have a shower in the bathrooms, tell the people that you have to pay that your kid is in the pool and you came to pick them up go to the bathrooms and take a shower(use the soap from the soap dispensers)
these are the basic needs of a hobo thank you for reading. oh and no i havent had to use this but hey who knows what gonna happen in the future!
May 08, 2007 1:45 pm - duh i think a hobo or someone planning on living on the streets would already no this i agree with ’run its the cops how is a hobo gunna read this 2’s
Bridges good, dumpsters acceptable, but it’s always better in my opinion to find an oning of a building on rainy days, churches, they don’t trip to hard normally. Or bridges like you said... tarps can be used effectively if you’re not brain dead. As for staying warm.. candle under a blanket isn’t that great, it isn’t really all that warm, and could result in a fire, so if you’re with another person, body warmth, by yourself which I’ve been there, hat, doubled up clothes, blankets, and then tarp, keep your boots on. As for money.. spanging. Make a cool sign, or just a good line. My personal favorite was, I’ve got a hole in my bowl, can you plug it with a nugget? And many others, I also liked, JESUS I’M FUCKIN’ STARVING, or, when they’re shisty, jesus loves your mom, he would have loved your sister but he didn’t have five bucks, and he thinks you’re an asswipe.
Showers, there are drop in centers, or you can just bathe in a sink, wash your feet in the toilet, and douche with a fuckin’ squirt top water bottle.
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