Jun 07, 2006 7:09 am - This Kitty:
Gives me boner.
Feb 19, 2006 8:58 pm - w00t Well this weekend i was at a ski race at bigsky (its a ski resort in eastern montana). It was 3 days of super-G, you can reach speeds of up to 50 mph on the course i was on, and depending on the course you can reach faster, or slower speeds. well as some of you might know there are to poles, hard plastic poles and inbetween them there is a flag, or pannel. So i came over this headwall in the middle of my run, hit the gate in the wrong spot, and going about 45 mph, the pole i hit smacked down to the ground but because there is a pannel connecting them the other poll swung around and hit me on the back..big deal right? kinda, this happened 2 days ago, and i still have the welt, and you can see it as clear as it was when i got it, its sexy. now i’m waiting for the bruise to show up, and when it comes along it will be even sexier....and i’m bored right now.
Feb 20, 2006 8:56 am - You should post a pic on the "grazes, gashes, and bruises" forum! :D
Jan 20, 2006 8:55 pm - I’M NOT GOING TO BE ON THAT MUCH hey, so everybody thats going to be messaging me with questions and shit, i might not reply, i’m having a trustworthy freind take care of my account so if you do send a message to me i might not answer, and i might, i dont know. (the person taking care of my account might be able to answer you questions, and might not so dont get mad at me, k?) i’m going to be gone alot in the winter for skiing. so if you have any Q’s ask them now. thanks
Jan 20, 2006 10:00 pm - oh, this is my right now, i wont be on that much starting next week.
Jan 12, 2006 1:20 pm - eggs in the directory w00t! two of my eggs just made it into the directory. my matchstick fuse one and the stuff on top of your car one.
Jan 04, 2006 10:33 pm - DA MUTHA FUCKING LONG HORNS. fuck yeah, the fucking long horns kicked ass they raped tha shti out a usc cuz they suck dic, those cocky mother fucking idiots. W000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000T FOR TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i am soooo fucking physced it aint even funny, dats why i be like "fuckady fuck fuck")
Jan 05, 2006 5:14 pm - I don’t like Texas that much, I like UCLA (even though they sucked this year), but I like em cause they beat USC. This one girl at my school’s brother plays for USC (Williams) and at school today I said, "T for Texas!" and she gave me a long stare. Later I saw her cry when someone mentioned the game.
Dec 30, 2005 7:45 pm - OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY TUMMY!!!!!AARGENFLARGENHA HNISHENFLAGOOTNEKAM omfg, i just drank agallon of milk in about 10 minutes, i wasnt paying atention to how bad my tummy hurt, just how thirsty i was....and now i want to die. well if anybody cares to attempt to drink a gallon of milk in 10 min let me know so we can suffer together.
mwahahha tummy...wat are u five? haha next u be sayin i got a boo boo or somin haha
i accidentally deleted purpleshaze’s comment, but there it is.
and i also got a boo boo! it hurts awot, but good thing i got a care bare bandaid to make it feel better! w00t for me!
Dec 20, 2005 7:44 pm - FUCK! who in the name of jesus fuck keeps fucking voting my fucking egg the fuck down? eh? who the fuck. it’s pissing the fuck out of me damnit, fuck them. fuck them up their little fucking ear for fucks sake! FUCK! matchstick fuse should be in the fucking 4* are, but noooo, some little fuck keeps fucking it up.
Dec 20, 2005 8:14 pm - sorry about all the swearing, i was in a really bad mood when i posted it for multiple reasons so i just had to vent it all out. but i actually think its kinda funny so i’m going to leave it up, but if your offended in some way then let me know and i will take it down.
Dec 10, 2005 7:58 am - weird ass kid at our school ok, well there is this really weird kid at my school, his name is sam, he does what ever he wants when he wants. and sometimes he likes to eat soap and toothpaste bars, thats what he did yesterday. my freind tanner and i where sitting by the gym after school waiting for sam and he comes running around the corner with a bar of soap with toothpaste on top of it and then says, HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS. and eats it....yep, eats it. he was then running around blowing bubbles on everyone and then we decided to unzip his backpack and throw/roll it down the stairs. it was AWSOME! every single paper came out of every single book and flew every where. and his little sandwich container burst open and mayonase and mustard and tomatoes went flying. then he had to go so he just picks up his math book and randomly walks away. doesnt pick anything else up, and doesnt tell us where he’s going and walks out the door. he’s not mad at us cuz he doesnt know what mad is. but befor he left we told him to rub the toothpaste in his hair....he did. it then got really hard and gross. he ended up with toothpaste all over. this is also kinda weird, he is a sponsored (spelling) longborder.....thats not weird but he is sponsored by some tiny little chineese restraunt that no one in my school has even heard of. they tried asking for "donations" from burgerking, Mcdonals, alot of the local gasstaions, and krispy creams...rejected every time.
Dec 10, 2005 9:03 am - Funny story, I like all the details. There was this kid at my high school who was "developmentally disabled" i.e., a retard, and people would ask him to roar like a lion. He would contort his face really weird and do "claw hands" and go "RAAAAARRRRR!" No matter how many times you asked him to do that he would do the same thing. It was very funny, though I often felt sorry for him. (We couldn’t really do anything else to him because his dad was the principal...)
Dec 10, 2005 10:54 am - Theres this mentally disabled kid in my school, and he likes to play tag and hiss at you. And he plays no tag-backs, so be careful.
ec 10, 2005 11:54 am - yeah, this sam kid loves to give hugs, he will randomly hug someone in the halls. on monday he actually hugged my science teacher.
Dec 20, 2005 6:31 pm - hugs are better than drugs
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Nov 27, 2005 5:09 pm - avatar thingy hey, i remember someone saying that they would make an avitar if the person they where making it for would vote their profile and eggs 5*’s. i’m willing to vote 5*’s to who ever can make me a custom avatar or what ever. if you know how message me
