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(86 votes) Published: Oct 10, 2005 5:05 p.m. Viewed 891 times
These are just ideas and stuff to do when you’re bored. I know there are many eggs out there like this and i know that much of this stuff has already been posted, but mine is better lol.
1. Hit golf balls with your friends in your neighborhood, at the park, etcetera. (it really pisses of the skaters if you wet the ramps at the skate park)
2. Bomb places with a three-man sling shot with water balloons, m-80’s, eggs, cooked potatoes, etcetera.
3. Ding dong ditch (always fun).
4. Since Halloween is coming up; go early and dump all the bowls.
5. Go to a grocery store and pile a huge amount of groceries in the kart. The go find someone in the ten items or less line and ask to get in front of them.
6. Explore the darning tunnels in your neighborhood. (You’ll be surprised to see were they lead. I honestly haven’t found any good use for them but I have hunch they might come in handy one day)
7. Get a PVC pipe that fits a brand of bottle rockets. Have your friends stand at the end of the street and try to dodge them. (We do this all the time and we only use little moon traveling rockets)
8. (If you’re the proper age) go into a gun store, buy a gun and some ammunition. Then ask if the have any ski masks. George Carlin
9. F**k with the mailman. Time a smoke bomb to go off in his face. Slash his tires when he’s at a mail box. (I don’t know how you’ll do this without getting caught but it’s just an idea). Send a post card next door. Send a package with lumps of clay in the envelope. Unscrew the mail box from the post so when he touches it, it’ll fall.
10. Cut out a pile wood circle the same size as a drainage manhole. Replace the manhole with the wood and hide in the drain. When trick or treaters come by, pop the top and scare the sh*t out of them.
11. Get and old aquarium (fish tank) and shoot it with a bee-bee gun, sling shot, etcetera.
12. Go to a toll booth and tell them you don’t have any money because you spent it all on pussy and beer. [i]George Carlin.
13. Put a drawing of your priest dying by murder with a threatening letter on the back in the collection plate.
14. (When it snows) at night build a snow man in the middle of the street. Or better yet, build a freaking wall of snow across the all the lanes.
15. Fill you neighbor’s car exhaust with confetti. Super glue the gear on park. Shave the cat.
16. Wait in line at the bank for a really long time, then when you get to the counter ask for change of a nickel. [i]George Carlin
17. Rent a car and hit stuff with it, do burn outs, 360’s etcetera. If you get cheep insurance it doesn’t matter what you do to it.
18. Superglue someone’s back pack, door, or locker shut.
19. At night, shit in one of the holes at a miniature golf curse. Sh*t in a wishing well. Sh*t in the middle of the road. On a baseball field, on home base. In a tube slide.
20. Blow an air horn at someone just before he/she is about to hit a baseball, tee off, bowl, make a turn, trick or treat, say something, or walk in to a room.
P.S Will someone please post an egg on how to make plastic explosives? I need to know these things.
Dec 19, 2005 2:13 pm - you make plastic explosives by puting an m-80 inside a tupper-ware. Heh heh just kiddin, idont know.
but #9, the bit about the postcard, was funny
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