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(67 votes) Published: Oct 15, 2005 12:53 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 574 times
Ok now that you`re a Zombie, you musr change your whole outlook, you should start with fear, you no longer need to fear death given the fact that you`ve conqured it. now you have a whole new set of fears, primarily necrophiliacs, decay, and burial, we will address these three here.
first we`ll start with decay, scarlett has posted a guide to zombie skincare on the group forum so I won`t bother repeating that, now that your skins taken care of you need to worry about appendages, remember youre undead so you no longer need to worry about infection, or pain for that matter, but that dosent mean you needn`t avoid cuts and scrapes. though you wont feel it and it wont get infected, it also wont heal thats one main part of the afterlife that many find hard to grow accostomed to. also avoid snagging limbs on branches, fences, or anything else as they may get torn off. now though I may readdress that part at a later date, we are done with it for now. Now we move on to necrophiliacs, though many people find this act disgusting some actually enjoy the act of having sex with a corpse, as most of the people who take part in this passtime are social deviants they often will be passed of as crazy so feel free to scare the hell out of them if ever they attempt to violate youre corpse, just remember to avoid the temptation to take a bite out of them, due to the lack of phisical evidence they will be passed off as insane and will suffer more than if you just eat them. now we will address the subject of burial, make shure not too stay still for too ling because if you do you may be reported as a dead body and be taken to the morgue if this does happen, don`t move, there will more than likely be cops and medical personel present at the scene, an escape is almost impossible, play dead and wait untill youre at the morgue when either no one is there, or verry few people are people there you will make your escape. make shure you leave no witnesses as if they are reputable you may end up in the ground or even in a lab. so now that weve covered the basics you can go out and feed to your hearts content, still I`d advise you be careful and that you check out the rest of this series as it unravels.
happy hunting
J.M.
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