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(104 votes) Published: Oct 18, 2005 11:46 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 516 times
It is tradition to leave dead people in the sun in Africa. My black dentist told me so.
If you’re travelling through Africa, make sure you wear a tag telling people you don’t want to lie in the sun if you die. A tag similar to this should suffice:
Now that we have that (how awkward) out of the way, I’ll go on to say more.
Watch out for any dancing tribes. They’re likely to trample you and kick red dust in your face. If you don’t die and find medical attention in time, they will have trouble figuring out which of the red on your body is blood and which is red-dust-sweat mud. They don’t have any water at all in Africa, so carry some refreshing hand wipes with you at all times so they can wash away the mud. You can find these wipes at KFC fast food establishments. Be sure to acquire them BEFORE you travel to Africa. They don’t have any food at all in Africa.
Oct 19, 2005 12:22 am - OMFG! LOVE YOUR EGGS PO KEEP THEM COMMING. FUNNY, ENTERTAINING AND IN YOUR FACE 5 THUMBS UP AND 5 STARS!***** AND IN FAVORITES. CANT WAIT FOR MORE EGGS OF PO! OR oP WOOTERZ,,..
Oct 19, 2005 3:07 am - hah hu ha...hahu hahu ha! (laugh from dexters lab)
five shining gold stars for ye, youll get a kiss from a hot cheergirl later...
Oct 19, 2005 4:19 am - This pisses me off. People comment because it’s good, and the vote it well. Why don’t people comment when they vote it a fucking zero? Keiser, chop their motherfucking tiny balls off with a fucking lemon for me dude.
Oct 19, 2005 8:37 pm - You don’t understand Bun Bun, I’m angry because the people that vote it a zero don’t add a comment to say why. I’m happy that people are voting it high and commenting, but there are a lot voting it low and not saying why.
You see? But I guess since you posted that comment I’m happy. Kind of defeats the whole thing, but ah well...
Oct 19, 2005 8:47 pm - this egg made me want to go to africa and lie dead in the sun. Only Po can make an insane egg good. why are you so fucking funny?
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