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(40 votes) Published: Oct 20, 2005 1:18 p.m. Viewed 155 times
To make up for my crappy egg i will my a better egg!!
A fun thing to do on Halloween is to fuck with trick or treaters. They’re greedy little shits who just want your candy. Screw them. Buy yourself some candy and try some of these pranks on them:
1. Set up a haunted house type of thing on your porch. This can be accomplished by hanging black sheets from the perimeter of your porch. Fasten them to the ground with something heavy, like a rock or some clips. Leave some overlapping sheets for the entrance. Your haunted house should now be dark. Next, put assorted Halloween decorations inside the haunted house, anything you can find (spider webs, severed hands, those stupid light up pumpkins, etc.). Now, in the corner, put a chair and surround it with more decorations. Dress from head to toe in a dark costume, like as Bigfoot or something. Your goal is to blend into the haunted house as a decoration. As trick or treaters go to ring your doorbell, jump up, scream, and scare the shit out of them. You can also add other things to the haunted house, like laser triggered sounds, water guns, nerf guns, whatever. Be creative.
2. Make every trick or treater say "trick or treat!" before you give them candy, especially if there’s a big crowd of kids. Works best for stupid teenagers who shouldn’t even be out.
3. Open the door, show them the candy, then slam it shut and scream "fuck you" from inside.
4. Put fart bags in trick or treater’s bags. Fart bags are like bomb bags - you push a pouch inside the bag, and chemical reactions make it burst open. The explosion is harmless, but will fuck up their candy and make it smell like shit. You can buy them here: http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/fartbag.jpg . The ice cream man sometimes sells them to. Freaking weirdo.
5. Put apple slices into someone’s bag. By the time they get home, these will rot and be a mess to dispose of.
6. Drop ant farms (complete with ants) into someone’s bag.
7. Open the door to a trick or treater. Don’t show yourself immediately - hide next to the wall or something. Then pop out and fire a cap gun aimed at the trick or treaters. Give them the red shells from the gun in place of candy.
8. In most states it is legal to discharge a firearm on your own property. So, sit outside with a rifle, and shoot birds or something from the sky. Bonus points if you can get the dead birds to fall into someone’s trick or treat bags.
9. Sometimes people hand out cans of soda or juice boxes instead of candy. Do this, but open the tops. Place them in their bags so that they can’t tell right away that it’s open. If they ask why you’re reaching into their bag, tell them it’s to make sure you don’t crush their candy.
10. Get a large bowl. Crack several eggs neatly into the bottom of the bowl. Put a thin piece of cardboard cut into the shape of the bowl right on top of the egg yokes. Next, put candy on top so as to mask the cardboard. Leave the bowl outside your house with a "please take one" sign on it. Greedy fucking kids will stick their hands deep into the bowl, and get a hand full of rotten eggs.
11. Make it excessively hard for people to get to your door. For example, put fresh tar on your driveway and don’t put up a warning sign.
12. Remove the components from a shock pen or one of those hand buzzers. Install them behind the doorbell to your house. When someone rings your doorbell, they’ll get shocked.
13. Take a shit in someone’s trick or treat bag. Worth a try
You can obviously see I’ve run out of ideas. Let me know what you think.
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