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(199 votes) Published: Oct 24, 2005 7:00 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1170 times
Okay I’ve always had the idea of going into one of those rich people stores (ex. abercrombie) and just fucking with everyone there. So heres a list of things you can do to:
HAVE FUN WITH RICH ASSHOLES
1.) Pay for something in foodstamps/EBT
2.) Buy a pair of pants then return them 30 minutes later because "They have a hole in them"
3.) Return a pair of pants you bought at a sensible store. When the cashier says they dont sell those there, rip a hole in them and say "Well how about now?"
4.) Walk up to random people in the store and say with a British accent "Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
5.) Get a foriegn kid to walk up to the counter with a shirt and demand a discount because "My brother sewed this shirt for 5 cents an hour!"
6.) Begin to tell a salesperson there a joke. "How many Koreans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" When they can’t figure it out tell them "None because they’re too busy sewing your $20 underwear for a nickel"
7.) Ask a salesperson why their shirts cost so much. When they reply with something like "Because theyre the stylish thing to wear" respond with "Well if shirts are so great how come none of the dudes on your posters are wearing any?"
That’s all I can think of right now but if you’ve got something to add to this just put it in a comment below ;).
Oct 24, 2005 2:33 pm - 8) Ask them if you can try on a two pairs of paints, go in the dressing room, wait. Come back out, and hand the lady/guy the two pairs of paints then say "These arn’t waterproof!" in a mad voice.
9) Try on pants backwards, and ask if you butt looks big.
10) Go in the dressing room, wait a few minutes the scream "There no toilet paper in here!"
Return a pair of pants you bought at a sensible store. When the cashier says they dont sell those there, rip a hole in them and say "Well how about now?"
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