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Pickup lines.
'The mac daddy'

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Published: Oct 25, 2005 1:06 a.m.
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THIS IS A COLLECTION OF SOME OF THE BEST PICKUP LINES FROM THE NET, WORD OF MOUTH AND SOME MADE UP BY MYSELF

Alright i have searched the net hard, for these. Most pick up lines are lame but not these so good luck using them!

KEY
What you the male says = In blue
What your response hopefully is = In red

Alright ones

Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night?
No
I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life? ___________________________________

Do you live on a chicken farm
No
Well you sure no how to raise a cock ___________________________________

Could get you slapped

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
_____________________________________

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
_____________________________________

Excuse me do you give blowjobs to strangers?
No
Well let me introduce myself.
_____________________________________


My favourites


(this one is from RIAA)
Hey do you know what you remind me of?
No
Takeaway
Why is that?
Because i wanna take you out
And then eat you out in the back seat of my car
_____________________________________


I’m going outside to make out: care to join me?
_____________________________________


If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?
_____________________________________

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
_____________________________________

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest.
_____________________________________

One i made up

Is your last name woodcock?

No
Cause you sure gave me one.


Just Remember
Don’t act all shy when saying these, the trick is confidence.

Good luck ~AyeSeeDeeSeaRockAre~
 

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coolo

Oct 25, 2005 1:13 am -
hahahahahahaha


Fitzy-F

Oct 25, 2005 1:13 am -
nice, lol 5*


Sirsimster

Oct 25, 2005 1:14 am -
lol, funny ones


DropkickMurphy

Oct 25, 2005 1:21 am -
nice egg bro.... definetley a 5*s rating dude


jaylbreak

Oct 25, 2005 3:31 am -
niiiiice


Juley-6547-4454

Oc 25, 2005 4:48 am -
funny ass egg, 5* , yeh and its true confidence plays a big role when pickup lines are said, otherwise they wont be as effective


Dre-2137

Oct 25, 2005 5:15 am -
Really funny. 5*s


RustySteele

Oct 25, 2005 5:43 am -
i like this one 5


Tyrant

Oct 25, 2005 8:00 am -
Nicely laid out and funny, 5*****


skoo

Oct 25, 2005 8:56 am -
lmao 5


elGatoBlanco

Oct 25, 2005 10:37 am -
the guy who plays the ’fonz’ happens to be a gay man.


Ku_rt

Oct 25, 2005 3:08 pm -
All of them are sexually related.
You could only pick up whores with those lines, but that’s probably all you want.

Still, relatively funny, except yours.


PyroPrincess

Oct 25, 2005 5:16 pm -
dude, I’m a chick and that made me laugh...seriously, if a guy had enough balls to say that, I would have to date him.


ILoveTitties

Oct 25, 2005 5:40 pm -
I like the picture!


Burn_Victim

Oct 25, 2005 6:00 pm -
lmfao lol... 5*s and favs


stringlion

Oct 25, 2005 6:12 pm - u forgot 1
***** but u forgot 1
i’m not fred flinstone but i’m gonna make ur bed rock


ACDCrocker

Oct 25, 2005 11:39 pm -
Yeah i don’t really like that one.^

Thanks for not dropping it nos!


CreateAMuck

Oct 26, 2005 12:59 am -
5***** FAVS AND PRINTING THIS FUCKER OFF TO KEEP IN MY FRONT POCKET FOR SITUATIONS WHEN A CHICK WALKS PAST! THANKS AyeSeeDeeSeaRockAre


Blacka ra

Oct 26, 2005 6:18 pm -
HAHA fuck thats funny. 5*


pyoobez

Oct 27, 2005 9:50 am -
Good ones, but I still prefer this...

Are you Greek?
No.
Oh, I thought all goddesses were Greek.

Yeah, it’s super lame, but every chick I used it on has liked it.


Kua-Zee

Nov 08, 2005 9:24 pm -
Nice.5*’s


lupe_the_b g_whore

Nov 10, 2005 8:46 pm -
I just thought this up in like 10 seconds. Im gonna try it tommorow.

Have you ever exsercised?
Yes
You wanna know what a real workout is?
Sure
Lets get in my bed and I’ll show you


DUMBAss-7999

Dec 28, 2005 6:42 pm -
LOL man i got another one

Are u a paking ticket?
No
because uve got fine written all over you


Spaco

Jan 01, 2006 3:20 pm -
u didnt make up that parking ticket one, that was on family guy


Dee-Innit

Jan 14, 2006 3:52 pm - awesum
nice 5* egg mate worked on my bitch gota soppy 1 and a slappy 1

if i cud change the alphabet id put u nd i 2gether

i heared u liked animals (pull ur pockets inside out) have you ever kissed a rabbit beetween the years before.


shaudy-8267

Jan 16, 2006 11:35 pm -
man ur good im gunna try that tomoz


frosty-3438

Jan 31, 2006 7:21 pm -
heres one for you
red/\: hey hot stuff i would like a piece of you
blue/\:really?
red/\: uck no! your ugly i was talking about the one behind you!


dudeguy69

Feb 05, 2006 12:34 pm -
lol i know someone with a last name woodcock


duxtape

Apr 12, 2006 5:22 pm -
haha funny


Awrldofchaos

Apr 19, 2006 6:06 pm -
This one-

Excuse me do you give blowjobs to strangers?
No
Well let me introduce myself.

and this one-

Hey do you know what you remind me of?
No
Takeaway
Why is that?
Because i wanna take you out
And then eat you out in the back seat of my car

im definatly going to try those out hahaha...if it dosnt work ill just laugh and pretend i was kidding haha :P


Awrldofchaos

Apr 19, 2006 6:07 pm -
Girls like funny guys ...i would kno :P:P:P lol


sp_stoner

May 24, 2006 7:05 pm -
hey would you suck my dick if i washed it ten times?
[color=red]
no
you dirty dick sucker


Toasty

Jun 13, 2006 9:16 pm -
Funny shit. You get .


Tanker-8451

Nov 03, 2006 6:45 pm -
i tried the "In between holidays one and had to kick this scrawny freshmans ass because of it 4*


C-2122

Nov 18, 2006 6:25 am -
this is sooo damn funny 999*


HeroinBob

Jan 22, 2008 7:30 am -
5*’s... really funny

 


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