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(176 votes) Published: Oct 25, 2005 1:06 a.m. In 15 Favorites Lists Viewed 1959 times
THIS IS A COLLECTION OF SOME OF THE BEST PICKUP LINES FROM THE NET, WORD OF MOUTH AND SOME MADE UP BY MYSELF
Alright i have searched the net hard, for these. Most pick up lines are lame but not these so good luck using them!
KEY What you the male says = In blue What your response hopefully is = In red
Alright ones
Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? No I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life? ___________________________________
Do you live on a chicken farm No Well you sure no how to raise a cock ___________________________________
Could get you slapped
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
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Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
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Excuse me do you give blowjobs to strangers? No Well let me introduce myself.
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My favourites
(this one is from RIAA) Hey do you know what you remind me of?
No
Takeaway
Why is that?
Because i wanna take you out
And then eat you out in the back seat of my car
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I’m going outside to make out: care to join me?
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If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?
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I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest.
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One i made up Is your last name woodcock? No Cause you sure gave me one.
Just Remember Don’t act all shy when saying these, the trick is confidence.
Oct 26, 2005 12:59 am - 5***** FAVS AND PRINTING THIS FUCKER OFF TO KEEP IN MY FRONT POCKET FOR SITUATIONS WHEN A CHICK WALKS PAST! THANKS AyeSeeDeeSeaRockAre
Jan 31, 2006 7:21 pm - heres one for you
red/\: hey hot stuff i would like a piece of you
blue/\:really?
red/\: uck no! your ugly i was talking about the one behind you!