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(116 votes) Published: Oct 25, 2005 1:35 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 2133 times
This Egg is gives ideas for funny things to give to trick or treaters when they come to your door
**You can buy little mini trick or treat bags from stores for putting an assortment of candy in each one. These will be great for putting things in because the kids can’t see what you are giving them.
Now you can give them -Ice cubes, they will melt and make their candy soggy.
-Limburger cheese or fish bait cheese. It will make their bags smell so bad that they probably won’t eat the candy
-Condomates like, ketchup or mustard packets. Be sure to cut holes in the packets so that they will squeeze out inside of the bags once more candy is put on top of them
-Pages from a porn magazine
-condoms
-*Little slips of paper that say, "your candy has been poisoned"
And if there are some kids in the neighborhood that you really hate! You can just destroy all of their candy for sure.
-Buy some small travel size shaving cream cans.
-Now put them in the coldest freezer you can find. Leave them there for a couple of days to make sure they are good and frozen.
Now what you do is poke a hole in the side of the can before you give it to somebody. While it melts, all of the cream will gush out into the bag.
what you should do is wait for the kids who you hate to come to your door, say, "oops I’m out of candy, wait one second I’ll be back with more bags". That is when you go to the freezer to get the cans and poke holes in them.
Sep 02, 2006 11:06 am - hmm id usually just shoot the kids with a bb gun from on top of my house ever halloween but your pretty origninal so you get a five
Oct 25, 2006 5:45 am - I’m more into mass destruction ( and I play baseball) so I’m gonna freeze a bunch of cans and just run around, punch a hole in the side and just hurl it at people and houses. You could even have you friend dress up ring the doorbell and just hit the home owner right in the face (pain and shaving cream on your flo HO)