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Take a huge paper bag, like from dominiks or whereever , cut a square about 1inch by 1inch. Get your biggest funnel and put the small side in the hole pointing in towards bag, and the wide part facing out.Tape it so it wont move, and try not to have the small section to far in. Have it even with the rest of the bag. Position the small part so that if someone was wearing the bag it would go into their mouth or nose. Now sneak up behind some loser in a bathroom while hes tryin to piss and pop this thing on his head. Pull down ur pants and piss right into the funnel. The spray should end up concentrated right into the desired area. They get a taste of ur piss and a good sniff as well. You have to do it really fast and make sure they dont know ur behind them, or atleast think your looking i the mirror. If ya do it right, you should have about 5 seconds of confusion to piss all over his clothes and in the funnel. THe paper bag keeps the guy from seeing ya as well.