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(51 votes) Published: Nov 05, 2005 7:45 a.m. Viewed 1124 times
Okay, contrary to popular belief, you CAN piss your neighbors off enough that they will move away. below is a list of things that made my neighbors move. this is NOT bullsh!t.
1.go to the dollar store and buy some cheap metal forks. when your neighbor’s grass is tall enough that he will mow it, go over and put the forks in the grass with the handle in the ground. put about twenty to a million in nthe grass, and watch the pissed-off-ness elevate.
2.when they go to work, or church, or whatever, take a boxcutter, and cut some precise squares in their window screens. each time they leave, cut another one. do this until something drastic happens.
3.if your neighbor has kids, this will work awesome. most kids leave their crap lying around, some leave them on the lawn. when everyone is sleeping, take sometthing from the lawn. move it to the end of the street, or around the corner. who cares, set that $h!t on fire!
4.if your neighbor has a dog, through a shredded stuffed animal over the fence, and do this at least once a day. gradually begin to through trash over the fence, but this time, on the other side of their yard. move on to smelly stuff. this is sure fired to make something big happen.
if you need some help pulling something big off, email me at whipflip540@rock.com and i will do whatever i can to help you make someone pay.
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