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Cars+Leaves=FUN!!!
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(109 votes) Published: Nov 08, 2005 4:52 p.m. Viewed 819 times |
Most of the ideas I come up with involve cinderblocks. I dont know how but I just do. First thing I live in a community where we just rake our leaves on the edge of the road, and the county comes with a big vacuum truck and sucks all the leaves away. Anyways a couple guys down the road from me that go to my school think it’s funny as hell to drive through the leaves I rake up. Which is not funny to me, why because I have to rake the leaves back up. So I got to thinking, "How am I going to fix this problem???" So that night I put two cinderblocks out in my wonderful pile of leaves. Next day after school I had come home and went out to finish raking leaves that had fallen from our massive tree. I had started to head inside when I heard my two favorite idiots comeing down the road. Sure enough they were goin to drive into my leaves, and of course the white Lincoln drove into one of the cinderblocks. Then hit the other. I was thrilled. Plus I dont think I will have problems with them driving into anything in my front yard.
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 | Nov 08, 2005 5:00 pm - this really is not an egg next time post it in fourms
4**** |

 | Nov 08, 2005 5:02 pm - well in a way it is an egg...i’m giving an idea to people about how to do something...but thanx anyways |

 | Nov 08, 2005 5:11 pm - actually Iamconfuddled, it is an egg. an egg can either be instructional or it can be a story. 5* because this is, in a way, both. and its funny as hell. |

 | Nov 08, 2005 5:18 pm - Hey guys, how bout commenting on it instead of bickering about it? Nice egg, 4****
And whats with you and cinder blocks?...lol |

 | Nov 08, 2005 5:31 pm - 5* |

 | Nov 08, 2005 5:50 pm - I have no clue whats with me and cinderblocks...I think I’m atracted to them or something..lol |

 | ov 08, 2005 5:54 pm - yep I too find something erotic about how cinder blocks can be so harmless but dangerous at the same time!
(if you can’t tell this is a joke, shoot yourself.) |

 | Nov 08, 2005 6:19 pm - thats kewl. I did something similar. When we moved into this place, we dicided to mark our driveway with these plants we moved from the old place - big suckas. so, we had these faux-cotta pots, you know, the stryo-stone things. they look like clay, but light as nuthin. i cut the bottums outta the pots thinkin the plants roots could grow right down into the ground. so i have the plants potted in the cutout pots and the whole thing is kinda light. now i’m thinkin someone is gonna push these over, so i got the old tv antennea from the house and took my band saw to it cuttin sharp angles on the ends of the 1" pipe. then i hammered 2 of these into each pot so they would stay put. few days later some merry prankster (what goes around comes around, right?) drives right through the plants and into the mailbox. thing is, they were not expecting those steel pipes to be inside. volkswagon parts all over the road. since built the plants into them red cottage blocks. (yeah cinder blocks again) 1 plant didn’t make it, but pity the idiot who hits them again. |

 | Nov 08, 2005 7:06 pm - i posted an egg kinda about this kinda stuff, but puting the pile in the middle of the road, and putting everyones pumkings under the leaves in the road. so they think its just a pile of leaves but the drive through a 3 foot wall of leaf covered pumkins |
| Nov 08, 2005 7:43 pm - DEFINATLY an Egg! 5 ’s |

 | Nov 08, 2005 9:49 pm - A good egg. |

 | Nov 09, 2005 4:10 pm - Awesome 5* |

 | Nov 13, 2005 12:22 am - Nice. I guess cinderblocks can be pretty fun. but where do you get them from? 5*s |

 | Nov 13, 2005 7:52 pm - id add a baby doll just to scare the shit out of them or a realistic looking doll XD |

 | Nov 30, 2005 3:25 pm - pretty sweet 5* |

 | Dec 07, 2005 9:31 am - awesome egg. did it fuck up their car pretty bad or what? 5* |

 | Dec 31, 2005 1:12 am - Thats fricken hilarious. I’m gonna bury cinder blocks under the snow in the road this year, thanx for the idea. |

 | Jan 22, 2006 4:47 am - man thats funny! lol!
ROFL! i bet the little fuckers never did that to ya again! 4**** |

 | Jul 11, 2007 7:32 pm - funny as hell lol lol lol lol its not really an egg tho 4* |

 | Jun 07, 2008 11:19 am - thats hilarious. | |
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