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(61 votes) Published: Nov 08, 2005 7:20 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 378 times
Yes there are tons of eggs on this but mine owns all of them, because I actually saw mine work! I just made some mighty hot sauce. This stuff was fucking intense, I just dared my friend to lightly touch his finger in the sauce then touch his eye, looks like we’ll be leaving to go to the E.R. in about five minutes if his situation doesn’t improve. He’s been flushing his eyes for about half an hour and my mom is making him put an ice pack on the bridge of his nose to reduce his crazy swelling.
My mix:
1 tbs cayenne pepper
3 tbs vinegar
1 tbs lemon juice
Alternative (haven’t done yet, real stuff):
2lbs Habaneros
Mortar and pestle or CuisinArt (blender like device)
Condenser
Heat source
Flasks
Mash up the peppers, put it in a capper flask with alcohol, boil the solution and condense the alcohol out of the mix. Yay, you have shit loads of 16 MILLION scoville oil.
Well you’re wondering why this is so cool, it could have other uses such as pepper spray when you put it in a spray bottle or size up the batch put it in a super soaker and ruin some peoples whole week. Make a "tear" gas grenade by placing a water balloon full of this in a m-180 type device, it will instantly turn to a vapor and spread through the air. Or put 5-10% by mass in a smoke mixture (55% potassium nitrate 35% sugar, and 10% above listed) to give that smoke a nasty effect on your targets nervous system. In the air it will only be about 40k scoville, shit I had to do lots of math to figure this out. Here is my favorite though, put this stuff on a rag and wipe it on sink handles tissue boxes, door knobs, and CAR DOOR HANDLES!!!
Side Note for anyone who knows anything about food science:
Yes the vinegar might lower the intensity of the mix in the mucus membranes, also this mix is rated to about 300k scoville or 700k depending on the cayenne’s strength.
Enjoy...If you can’t find the ingredients you have major issues, this one is easy.
Remember: This stuff is no joke I REALLY don’t suggest fucking with this to "test" its power, I CAN GUARENTEE this will hurt like a bastard.
Or go to a boat shop and buy the stuff that prevents algae from growing on the side of your boat, that is capsicum oil.
Nov 08, 2005 8:21 pm - i collect hot sause, and i have a bottle of Da bomb ( really really hot stuff, the lady said it was like tied for 5th hottest in the world at the time i got it) well a freind came over and we decided to have a little bit of each of my hot sauces. but we only had 3, well my buddy used his finger to eat the stuff, then he would go get a drink then use a differen finger for the next sauce, well after we did 3 of em his head looked like it was going to explode so we decided we had enough, but my freinds eye itched so being the dumbshit he is he used one of the three fingers with hot sauce on them to scratch his eye. a second later it started to water and burn so he used one of his other fingures with sauce on them to try and get the previous sacuce out......didnt work. even though he is a totally retard he was smart enough to wash his hands and then work on cleaning his eye.
Nov 13, 2005 2:38 pm - Just did the second method, god it was hard to find the habaneros, but god damn! Even taking a slight wiff made one of my friends start to gag and almost puke I was a bit better, only my eyes got teary and it stung. MUCH MORE POTENT THAN OTHER METHOD!
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