RE : Smashing Vegetables against cars
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Published: May 16, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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I forgot to sign in for this egg. The last ones mine.
Alrigh , Everyone knows about those balloon launching things right ? You stick a water balloon inside of this sling thing then you get two people on either side, and then you launch water balloons. Well my friends and i decided one day that we would try to launch some other stuff out of there rather than balloons such as eggs , tomatoes , half a watermelon , rotten zookini and #*@! like that. The first thing we armed the sling shot with was eggs. Those motha #*@!as flew about 50 feet in the air before they came crashing down on unsuspecting people and houses and cars. The great thing about it was that we could never get caught because we were so far away. So then we decided to put something bigger in it , A SQUISHY #*@!ING PUMPKIN !!! The damn thing was so nasty we wore ruber gloves and old clothes so we didn’t get the crap on us ! Then we loaded up the balloon launcher , aimed it down the back alley , and let the motha #*@!er fly. Everything was going good until a brand new 2001 ford half ton drove by , and then WHAM !!! The #*@!ing pumpkin exploded against they guys truck !!! For some reason the stupid #*@! didn’t stop his truck , he just kept driving. So my friends and i , after we stopped crying from laughter , high tailed out of there. From this day on we never seen what happened to the guys truck , i think he might have been a deaf guy.
If anyone has done anything like this with like a bomb or something , post a comment , that would be sweet if somebody did this to nuke road signs and #*@! ! |
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