'THESE SQUIRMY BASTARDS ARE LEECHES ! THEY CLEAN YOUR BLOOD !'
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(32 votes)
Published: Jun 20, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Here’s what you do : Go to a nearby pond or lake , and catch something really mean and nasty (or gross) looking , put it in a jar (if it fits) (Leeches are a great idea if you can get them). Save these nasties (or whatever the hell else you caught ex. STD’s) until somebody you don’t like/or like, is having a pool party (or just go to a pool). Make sure nobody is around when you do this (common sense), and place the leaches or whatever the hell you got into the hot tub or pool. The chlorine in the water will eventually kill the nasties (after a really long period of time) , but the fun will last until everyone evacuates the pool , or somebody gets p/ssed and starts dumping more chlorine into the pool to kill the nasties (which will probably kill them if they go back into the pool).
This great fun , especially when the guys are the first ones to spot the nasties and then say : "Holy sh/t , is that a (name of nasty) !!!"
"IT IS !!!!" Then the girls will have a fit and start screaming and start bailing out of the pool , and people will fall , and clothes will start flying off , and eventually everyone will be in a massive orgy. (I hope not , or else my plan backfired) |
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