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(111 votes) Published: Nov 09, 2005 1:37 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 879 times
Lately at school the student council people have been acting strange...they have been videotaping us and meeting behind closed doors and now we all know why!
I guess the police department and some other organization teamed up with our school to tackle another isue that all teens struggle with at 8 in the morning:DRUNK DRIVING!
Well they kicked off this anti- drunk driving shindig by having someone dressed as a grim reaper come into many classrooms and take away some kid who tragically "died" in a drunk driving accident. During the day they took like 30 people and one of my teachers.(Who I guess has a massive problem with drunk driving during the morning hours.)
Well naturally everyone thought this was pretty darn gay and during class me and my friend were wandering around campus looking for kleenuxes when we spied DEATH leading away some kid named Gene who apperently was on his way to meet his maker. So me and this other kid were on this balcony and we started yelling "NOOO! NOT GENE! IT ISN"T HIS TIME YET! BRING HIM BACK YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! GEENNEEE!! GEEENNEE!!" and apperently half the campus heard me screaming off a balcony for death to let go of Gene. So one teacher came out and yelled at me for disturbing his class! So we had to go back to English. But my beef with death wasn’t over yet...
So we were all sitting around at lunch talking about how worthless this was and how we should all go drunk driving to remember our "dead" friends when the unthinkable happened! THE GRIM REAPER walked around our tables, leading all of the casualties of this drunk driving epidemic (who all had on white make up, which makes sense, because they are dead.)
So I tried to rally up the troops by screaming," AAAUUGGGHHH!! IT’S DEATH!! COME ON EVERYONE, WE GOTTA TAKE HIM DOWN!! THROW ANYTHING YOU CAN!!" So I started chucking grapes at death, but unfortunately one teacher had more spirit than me and made me stop.
But that didn’t stop the mayhem, because death was leading around about 20 students and one idiotic teacher(All of whom had fake tombstones in their hands) around OUR lunch area. So naturally people started yelling at the students to get their attention. I yelled "COME BACK TO THE LIGHT! YOU WANT TO LIVE! LIIIVVVEEE!!" and some chick got pissed off at me and told me to shut up. Then more people started yelling and I screamed" THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU, THEY ARE DEAD!!" and everyone started laughing at them.
But they had made their grand appearance from beyond the grave, and they started their long procession back to heaven/hell, leaving a trail of laughter and mockery behind them. I promptly left after lunch, and tommorrow if I go to school I will have to witness a FAKE FUNERAL, which spins this into a whole new demension of gayness that would make any sane God fearing man want to shove an ice pick through his skull... Leaving us to wonder: doesn’t the police department have something better to do? I don’t know, they could do something stupid like fight CRIME or HELP people, but apperently they have to waste 6 officers’ time trying to scare kids when a simple movie would do more help. But who am I to question the system? I am just a boy, who’s battle with Death is NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT!
Nov 09, 2005 3:42 pm - Thanks! I just woke up from a nude power nap( they are soo much better when they are during school) We wanted to do "the power of christ compells you!" thing but I wasn’t in any of the classes where the grim reaper came in, I just yelled at him and threw grapes at him from afar...
Nov 09, 2005 7:04 pm - Funny... In the UK that would be so ignored and totally put down... Uk kids don’t take that kind of crap... If my kids had that happen I would be on the school like a ton of bricks.... They go to learn the rudiments of schooling, reading, writing, and arithmatic, anything else is extra
Nov 10, 2005 1:21 am - Fuckin genius. 5’*s. They did thid shit when i was a senior. I was one of the kids who "died". no one to this aday knows that i was drunk off my ass that day
Dec 18, 2005 12:30 am - The teacher told us that the police officers said that we were the rudest school they have ever done this to! And it is because of me! O YEAH!
Dec 24, 2005 11:41 pm - when they did this at my school, i was one of the "dead". we wernt supposed to talk, but i did. i thoought it was a load of shit, and i made sure everybody knew! the teachers were so pissed off at me, as well ad the cops. they took me to the city hall to lecture me about how important it is to be aware of drunk driving. the best part is that i was arrested that night for drunk driving, by the same cop that had the talk with me. it was fucking hilarious when i rolled down the window and that aumbitch fuzz saw my face. i laughed my ass off, partly b/c his face was soo funy, and partly b/c i was drunk.
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