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(96 votes) Published: Nov 14, 2005 7:23 p.m. In 12 Favorites Lists Viewed 431 times
Ever since those older boys told me there was a monster in the forest along Janquenne Street I’ve always been tempted to go exploring.
First I needed transport. Janquenne Street was at least a block away. I decided my bicycle would be my best bet. It’s light, fast and perfect if I need a quick get away!
I set off at 1pm. The travel time to Janquenne Street was roughly three minutes. By the time I got there I was ready to fall over and die. But I had to push on.
I found a hole in the dense foliage what I worked my way through. It seemed like a man-made path, not I knew that was impossible because I was so far out of civilisation!
Once I’d worked through I found myself in a bit of an opening. All the trees and plants were so thick I could hardly get through.
After a couple of hours walking aimlessly in the thick forest I reached a wooden fence which startled me a little.
I approached the fence slowly and carefully and peaked through the pailings. This is what I saw:
It looked like the hiding place for the world’s fastest cars. Maybe some gangsters hid them here so I wouldn’t find them.
I wanted to see the huge exhaust pipes. They always impress me.
While I was on the ground admiring the impressive exhaust system on this speed machine I noticed something.
Drugs. Now I was absolutely positive they were gangsters.
Just as I was thinking about what kind of thugs these people were, I heard a loud screech behind me. I jumped up and turned around as quickly as I could. Then sighed with relief as I realised it was only Moe, the bird I received my name from. He must have followed me!
I decided it was time to get going again. I went through another dense tree line. This one was more difficult than the last.
As I poked my head out the other side I noticed a berry patch!
Berries are my favourite snack in the whole world, but these ones weren’t ripe yet.
WHAT WAS THAT?!? HEARD A RUSTLE IN THE GRASS BEHIND ME!!! I SAW A WHITE FLASH!
I chased it on foot as best I could. It ran up a tree and I lost it.
I looked beyond the tree and saw another white blur travel past. I ran through the leaves and got covered in spider webs. It was icky and I went crazy trying to get them off.
The monster MUST be in here. It has to be. Why else would I take this photo, I thought to myself.
And this one too, I thought:
AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!
It lunged out from the cover of the flora and ran past me! What was it? A gremlin? Bob Carr?
I’ll never forget those evil eyes...Never. Because I have proof of how evil it really was. I dare not look at it nowadays. It is sure to eat my soul and give me nightmares. No, not night time horses, but bad dreams.
I saw it hopping through the forest floor like some kind of crazy animal on drugs. Could it have been the car stealing drug-gangster?!? It ran into a big field of clover. I lost track of it.
Then I found it again. Gah! The bright whiteness of this beast was blinding! Where am I?!? Where did it go?
The I focused on the monster. It took me a few seconds to realise what kind of deformed mutant it really was. Then a light flicked in my head. I knew what it was!
A CUTE WITTLE BUNNY WABBIT!
What a relief! I patted him and fed him some of my berries then set off for home.
On the way I saw my neighbour, Mr Maggie:
Then I saw my garden and knew I was almost home:
Finally I reached my little brick house again.
Mummy let me inside and I sat down and had some milk and a banana. Then she hugged me lots and tucked me into bed.
The End.
Or is it...?
I fucking hope so, it’s raining now so screw going outside for more photos.
All these photos are my own except for Bob Carr. I don’t mean to ruin the fun, but they’re all from my backyard.
Nov 14, 2005 7:46 pm - quite possibly the best egg ever made. I was eating when I read the part about needing transport and I almost spit my food out. you are fucking insane Po.
Nov 14, 2005 8:00 pm - A lot of people are having a problem with the title. I’ll try to explain it, but I don’t really understand myself, so just play along if you don’t get it.
There’s a saying or something like "fairies in the garden". Basically it was just a clever adaption of that.
Fairies in the garden, I explored my garden, down in the garden, I was with the fairies which live in the garden, Down With The Fairies.
Plus fairies represent my self esteem, because we all know when you kill fairies Po’s self esteem dissipates.
Nov 14, 2005 8:41 pm - ............... omg nice pictures and u make it sound interesting. If only u took pictures of u doing pranks! Oh, i almost forgot, 5* for u!
Nov 15, 2005 4:20 am - That’s pretty amazing. This egg today alone has made me over 1000 points. I should make more. And no pointing please. It distracts attention from mine. We should have a pointing contest. Yes...That will do nicely. New forum topic.
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