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get out of school easy 100% garunteed

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(124 votes)
Published: Nov 15, 2005 12:58 p.m.
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1-on the weekend (saturdays best) say you arent feeling good
2-"feel" worse sunday
3-find yur cellphone set the alarm to like 3:20(AM), 2:00(AM), etc and put it on vibrate
4- get one of those long 6in qtips and soak the fluff in water (hide in bathroom)
5-put a spray bottle by your bed
6-eat dinner (extra helps) and drink 2 cups of water before going to sleep
go to sleep w/ you phone on your pillow so the vibe will wake you w/o any one hearing it
7- use the mister to spray yurself
8- go to the bathroom and use the wet qtip to make yurself throw up (being wet itll be easier)
9- make sure yur loud/ moaning after you barf
10- if yur lucky yur parent/(s) will wake up and see the barf and let you stay home

im typing this during school at home and this is my 3rd day of in 5 days with this teknique!!!!!!!!!!1
 

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Juley-6547-4454

Nov 15, 2005 1:29 pm -
yeh this is a good technique, foolproof 5*


Eggzecute

Nov 15, 2005 2:04 pm -
Wow, in my favs.


Cartman

Nov 15, 2005 9:00 pm -
ooh, nice. my fav!


Phiph

Nov 17, 2005 11:07 am -
woooohh!!!!! i’m gonna have to try that 1.


insight1234

Dec 31, 2005 6:19 pm -
Nice! 4


TheToyMaker

Feb 15, 2006 10:04 am -
no veo ningunas problemas. je ne vois pas problémes. i see no problems here. 5*


IcaughtFire

Mar 06, 2006 5:59 pm -
lol whose parents go on rotteneggs?^^

and yea i could never make myself throw up..but good plan 4*


andrewp182

Aug 14, 2006 8:51 am -
^^ Me cuncur.
4* for exellent planning


BeeJ66

Sep 26, 2006 8:37 pm -
an even better way to get out of school 100% guaranteed is to die! literally kill yourself. no school ever again!


Thundr

Nov 08, 2006 5:33 pm -
Just drink half a cap of a vinneger bottle cap you puke like 7 secounds after you drink it you will puke. And for all of you gay chicken asses out there you wont backdown because you gag yourself 1* better fake sick eggs out there.


rockenrebelgirl

Dec 24, 2006 8:01 pm -
instead of making ur self puke u could alwalys get cand food or even better w/e u ate and put it in the blender when no 1 is home and add water to it than all u have 2 do i make puking noises and put the food w/e u want but make sure u hide the bin or bag w/e u used 2 hold it


rockenrebelgirl

Dec 24, 2006 8:02 pm -
by the way 4*


FrankTheTankx

Jan 21, 2007 6:50 pm -
taking a hot shower instead of mister would be better cuase then your clammy + hot but still 5*


BabiBoi

Feb 01, 2007 6:11 am -
no comments


BabiBoi

Feb 01, 2007 6:11 am -
*1


OsamaBin-HitlerAl-Muham d

Mar 16, 2007 11:31 pm -
Whoa holy fuck thats complicted... thanks but Ill just wiggle my toung on the thermometer


brothersbane83

Mar 22, 2007 7:13 am -
my parents are weird and throwing up isnt enough to let me stay home.. but nice idea 3**


SquishyPenguin

Dec 23, 2007 3:02 pm -
Haha This is good. 5* .I can see that you have missed a lot of school. You spelled guaranteed wrong. XD


terryryst

Feb 17, 2008 8:23 am -
What is the 100% Guarantee? Do we get something if it doesn’t work?

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