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(124 votes) Published: Nov 15, 2005 12:58 p.m. In 8 Favorites Lists Viewed 941 times
1-on the weekend (saturdays best) say you arent feeling good
2-"feel" worse sunday
3-find yur cellphone set the alarm to like 3:20(AM), 2:00(AM), etc and put it on vibrate
4- get one of those long 6in qtips and soak the fluff in water (hide in bathroom)
5-put a spray bottle by your bed
6-eat dinner (extra helps) and drink 2 cups of water before going to sleep
go to sleep w/ you phone on your pillow so the vibe will wake you w/o any one hearing it
7- use the mister to spray yurself
8- go to the bathroom and use the wet qtip to make yurself throw up (being wet itll be easier)
9- make sure yur loud/ moaning after you barf
10- if yur lucky yur parent/(s) will wake up and see the barf and let you stay home
im typing this during school at home and this is my 3rd day of in 5 days with this teknique!!!!!!!!!!1
Nov 08, 2006 5:33 pm - Just drink half a cap of a vinneger bottle cap you puke like 7 secounds after you drink it you will puke. And for all of you gay chicken asses out there you wont backdown because you gag yourself 1* better fake sick eggs out there.
Dec 24, 2006 8:01 pm - instead of making ur self puke u could alwalys get cand food or even better w/e u ate and put it in the blender when no 1 is home and add water to it than all u have 2 do i make puking noises and put the food w/e u want but make sure u hide the bin or bag w/e u used 2 hold it