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(41 votes) Published: May 22, 2002 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 868 times
1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
2. Nice shoes, wanna #*@!?
3. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my
nightstand.
4. Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
5. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR:
Checking to see if you’re the right size.
6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against me?
7. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
8. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
10. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
11. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or
Pink?
12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
13. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
14. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.=7F
15. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
16. Do you want to see something swell?
17. Hey babe.do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750
psi?
18. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
19. I’d look good on you.
20. I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
21. Hold out two fingers and say:
"Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?"
(I don’t know.) "’Cause they’re mine sweetheart."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them
off you.
23. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
24. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
25. HI! Can I buy you a car?
26. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
27. Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk
about the first thing that pops up?
28. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.
When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough
you would cum."
29. Excuse me. Do you want to #*@! or should I apologize?
30. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
31. Hey babe.can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
32. Hey babe.can you suck start a Harley?
33. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a #*@!?
[Slap]
HEY! What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
34. Excuse me, have I #*@!ed you yet?
35. Fancy a #*@!?
36. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna #*@!?
37. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
38. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
39. My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.
40. My name’s [your name], but you can call me "lover."
41. Can I flirt with you?
42. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
43. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
44. #*@! me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
45. #*@! me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
46. Bond. James Bond.
47. That’s a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
48. Drop ’em!
49. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed
weasels NOW!
50. I love you. I want to marry you. Now #*@! my brains out.
51. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
NOW, BEIOTCH!
53. Say, did we go to different schools together?
54. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you
with your clothes on?
55. Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
56. Your dady must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set
of buns.
57. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
58. I miss my tedy bear. Would you sleep with me?
59. You remind me o#*@!irl I used to date.
60. What do you like for breakfast?
61. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
62. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
63. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and
tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
64. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
65. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
66. Wanna #*@! like bunnies?
67. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
68. Would you like to dance or should I go #*@! mysel#*@!ain?
69. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
70. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
71. Your place or mine?
72. Your face or MINE!?
73. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
74. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much
you weigh.
75. I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
76. Sex is a killer.want to die happy?
77. Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make
a godess.
78. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,
would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
79. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ’Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
80. Do you know the essential difference between sex and
conversation?
(No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
81. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table
and take what I want?
82. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this
room?
83. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these
wet clothes?
84. Do you have a boyfriend?
[No] Want one?
[Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
85. I’m easy. Are you?
86. Are we related? Do you want to be?
87. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see
myself in them.
88. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I
borrow yours?
89. I’m leaving this place.want to cum?
90. Come on, you can’t get pregnant again.
91. Why you’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across!
92. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing
you.
93. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
94. Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
95. I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced
nipples?
96. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s
97. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I
was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?
98. Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us
99. You smell wet. Let’s Party.
100. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your
hair.
101 Ill tr4d3 0d4y c0d3z f0r s3x!
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