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(120 votes) Published: Nov 18, 2005 5:09 p.m. Viewed 763 times
Okay here is another on of my random rants about nothing:
"Let’s have some philosophy!" Einstein yelled to the fish. The fish looked at him moodily with on red and and replied "do you dare insult my ephemeral honor?" "Nay" said the walrus, for he was in the wrong rant and was very confused at the time.
So there was nothing.........
and then there was something...
that something was a shoe,
not just any king of shoe; it was a bravado shoe. It lived in a tree house build in a bannana tree. It had an addiction to coffee and high bandwith. Why must there always be suffering in the shoe kingdom it wondered. There were no windmills to torment the skies but still the sun went on it perilious route. Soon there wouldn’t be any ice cream left for christmas. Though it didn’t really matter since everyone there was Jewish. But it was the thought that counted.
That is the end of that tragic and oxymoronic tale; but before I depart I must bestow upon ye’ readers a quote of my own doing.
"There is honor in eating ice cream"
-by me
(think about it, it actually has a real meaning, believe it or not.)
Nov 18, 2005 5:41 pm - The other night my dogs killed a cat. It was awful. I had to get the cat away from them and it was breathing its last couple of breaths when I finally did and I told it I was sorry even though it wasn’t my fault. It was my neighbor’s cat and I thought he might like to know what happened to it so I put it in his driveway, not where he would drive on it but so he would see it, and I know he was at home but you know what? It’s really weird because he just went to work and left it there. It’s still laying there after almost 48 hours. I’m not sure what I should do but I guess it’s his problem now.
Jan 03, 2006 3:37 pm - this page is proof that the whole world
really is enhabited by alien life form
am I the only one normal here or what??? Oh wait
a minute.. I’m not normal either, AAHHHH!!!!!
HELP!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME AHHHH!
Jan 03, 2006 3:41 pm - our greatest fear is not that we are inadiquet but that we are inadiquet robots fighting battles for higher beings against all those who befriends us
Jan 06, 2006 8:02 pm - in stitches the whole time! oh and scarlette, that wasnt even remotely funny. the fact is, you tried and failed miserably now go cower in a corner as you cry and cut yourself.
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"There is honor in eating ice cream"
hahaha! this doesnt even begin to make any sense or show any signs of it in the future but that is ok in many cases including this one. keep it coming my friend.
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