sure would not want to be this guy
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(65 votes)
Published: Nov 24, 2005 9:21 p.m.
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being
a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for
the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many he’d like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists
on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh
I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes
pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend,................................ "I had no idea you were so religious." The
boy turns and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
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 | Nov 24, 2005 9:26 pm -
Hahaha, thats a good joke...but jokes shouldent be posted.... |
 | Nov 24, 2005 9:37 pm -
post it on the forums.
what is that? |
| Nov 24, 2005 10:13 pm -
The forums? Its where people discuss random shit basically, come check em out...just hit "Community Forum" on the left hand menu bar on the screen and come join us! |
 | Nov 25, 2005 12:28 am -
Made me smile. But you know one of those manical smiles of when I am going to cut your throat in your sleep and use you for spare parts. |
 | Dec 04, 2005 8:33 am -
u jackfuck u c/p from funny.com u r a loser and should die make up your own eggs like i do 0************************ ************** |
 | Feb 10, 2006 10:14 pm -
Funny but not eggy... 2* for being humurous if not relevant. |
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