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(41 votes) Published: Jun 15, 2002 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1143 times
Probably one of the most favored street weapons of all time is the good old "shiv," "blade," "toe-jabber" or whatever you choose to call a good sticker. Remembering that today’s pig is tomorrow’s bacon, it’s good to know a few handy slicing tips. The first thing to learn is the local laws regarding the possession of knives. The laws on possession are of the "Catch-22" vagueness. Cops can arrest you for having a small pocket knife and claim you have a concealed and deadly weapon in your possession. Here, as in most cases of law, it’s not what you are doing, it’s who’s doing the what that counts. All areas, however, usually have a limit on length such as blades under 4" or 6" are legal and anything over that length concealed on a person can be considered illegal. Asking some hip lawyers can help here.
Unfort the best fighting knives are illegal. Switchblades (and stilettos) because they can so quickly spring into operation, are great weapons that are outlawed in all states. If you want to risk the consequences, however, you can readily purchase these weapons once you learn how to contact the criminal underworld or in most foreign countries. If both of these fail, go to any pawnshop, look in the window, and take our choice of lethal, illegal knives.
A flat gravity knife, available in most army surplus and pawn shops would be the best type available in regular over-the-counte buying. It’s flat style makes for easy concealment and comfort when kept in a pocket or boot. It can be greased and the rear "heel" of the blade can be filed down to make it fly open with a flick of the wrist. A little practice here will be very useful.
Most inexperienced knife fighters use a blade incorrectly. Having seen too many Jim Bowies slash their way through walls of human flesh, they persist in carrying on this inane tradition. Overhead and uppercut slashes are a waste of energy and blade power. The correct method is to hold the knife in a natural, firm grip and jab straight ahead at waist level with the arm extending full length each time. This fencing style allows for the maximum reach of arm and blade. By concentrating the point of the knife directly at the target, you make defense against such an attack difficult. Work out with this jabbing method in front of a mirror and in a few days you’ll get it down pretty well.
Sep 26, 2005 2:59 pm - Bring a swift death. If you want to end a knife fight quickly and leathaly, you wanna wait till they try to stab you then slit their wrist, then their throat, and if their wearing shorts, behind the middle of thir leg (where it bends). Youll be a modern day samurai. With a knife. And a 1st degree murder charge.
Feb 13, 2006 8:35 pm - Remember most fights involving a knife end right when the knife is drawn. So having a concealed weapon when a couple jerks are overwhelming you is good. Also remember always avoid killing people, seriously be somewhat humane.
Nov 27, 2006 9:42 am - agreed with nikilwig that most fights end with drawing of knife. Most muggers or whatev will shit themselves when they see a knife. If you have t, slash at their forearms when they thro a punch
May 06, 2007 12:03 am - jabbing is great for doing damage, and the blade doesnt hav to be that sharp, but to intimidate them, huge, fast slashes in there direction, in front of there faces, etc will have most shitheads backing away
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