How I Made My Neighbor’s 4th Of July, Hell (Story).
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(91 votes)
Published: Nov 26, 2005 11:08 p.m.
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Alright READ THESE Before you can continue on. First off, we only have the little fountain fireworks legal here so we have to sneak to the other states to get fireworks that we can actually have fun lighting off. The second thing is we did this because our neighbor is the dumbest person ever (examples include: him getting drunk and leaving beer bottles all over his yard, being convicted of two molestations in our newspaper and being put on trial, having objects in his yard such as empty baths and toilets filled with flowers, spraypainting the fire hydrant whatever color he wants, smashing pumpkins around the town, blasting classical music off his roof early in the morning, being in jail for two weeks, etc.). You get the picture. Now, dive into the adventure that is my story.
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Last Fourth Of July we were waiting to light off all of the big fireworks but we had until our family came back from the fireworks display the city puts on every year. My dad and I, getting easily bored wanted to light some firecrackers. We had a few bricks so we decided to crack one open. I took out the first few packs just throwing them around in my yard. It then hit me, let’s try to get the nieghbor in trouble for all the things he’s done to be a jackass to everyone in our city. So I started whipping the fireworks out in the middle of the street. My dad thought it was a good idea, because it wouldn’t light the yard on fire and because we weren’t going to mess up the house. He then started catching on and we were throwing them closer and closer to his house. He was outside with his buddies (probably drunk) so he didn’t really notice. Then we started tying the fuses of the packs together and throwing them which caused even louder noise. He then started to occasionally try to walk over to see who it was, but it was pitch black and we were ambushed by our giant trees. My dad then did something I still laugh at to this day, He went and opened one of the many packs of roman candles. He lit all of them at the same time and all pointing in the direction so they’d fly straight up and it would look like my neighbor was doing it. Sure enough, straight after that I heard the sirens, and the cops pulled up to his house. My dad pulled the evidence out of the ground andthrew it in the garbage, grabbed the bits of fireworks we had out, and threw them in the tent which was in the backyard. He went to keep watch to make sure they didn’t come over. I waited in the backyard until my dad came back and told me that they were hassling him and that they were going to be coming back soon (turns out they fined him). After that we lit off all of our fireworks, the cops never came to our house, and I had a fun rest of the night. The End. |
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 | Nov 26, 2005 11:22 pm -
You got ambushed by giant trees!? HOLY SHIT! |
 | Nov 26, 2005 11:22 pm -
Funny, but at least get some real shit going. Not roman candles. IE 1/2 sticks etc. |
 | Nov 27, 2005 9:11 am -
Wow horrible neighbor, 5* |
 | Nov 27, 2005 9:41 am -
Quote: spraypainting the fire hydrant whatever color he wants
Nice.
Five stars for the egg. |
 | Dec 02, 2006 10:55 pm -
roflcopter |
 | Jan 06, 2007 11:52 pm -
5....even though i spray paint the hydrant whatever color i want =( |
 | Apr 10, 2008 8:27 pm -
Cool |
 | Aug 12, 2008 5:09 pm - ...
Quote: examples include: him getting drunk and leaving beer bottles all over his yard, being convicted of two molestations in our newspaper and being put on trial, having objects in his yard such as empty baths and toilets filled with flowers, spraypainting the fire hydrant whatever color he wants, smashing pumpkins around the town, blasting classical music off his roof early in the morning, being in jail for two weeks, etc.
You live near Tecnodestructo? |
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