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(58 votes) Published: Nov 27, 2005 4:51 p.m. Viewed 177 times
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On to the egg now, then! Okay, so you are at rotteneggs.comHomepage at the moment as well as reading this egg. Very Important!.Okay, if you look to the left you will see some strange markings in a language we call ENGLISH, it says things like
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Home
Egg Directory / Search
New Eggs / Random Egg
New Blogs / Pics / Activity
Community Forum
Group Directory
Help
Here is an image if you did not find them,
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Click on the button circled in Light Green.
You will now be in a new page. The wonder of your new found powers!
This is what it should look like, unless you managed to completly screw it up
Note the various colors. Now you will be saying
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Why is the "power egg" one not circled?
Well little hairless monkey, that is because you need a level of 10+ to post in there. You most likely do not have that power.
I will use the GENERAL DISCUSSION for this example
Okay so click on one of the many circled in the picture above. you will get a screen alot (not exactly) like this one....
The circled buttons concern you. Post new topic and also Post Poll.
Let us go into the posting the topic now.
Wow! Put in a subject (you don’t want your topic to be nameless do ya?) and then put in the body of your topic. Remeber kiddies, Click PREVIEW! If you put in images or links.
After done writing click the POST MESSAGE button and you will have posted a topic! Amazing isn’t it!
You are now wondering about the polls arn’t you? YOU FUCKING BETTER BE!
Sorry for that outburst. I will explain the polls now
Click the "post poll" button. You will come to a page, very self explanitory this page, just click next as we only have one option.
You good sirs will come to a page alot like....
that. Well, type in your question (sorta like...What is your favorite animal)
then type in all the things you can think of like the platypi or a horse and if you need more feilds press the "add more feilds" button then type in more.
So now you are finished filling it all out, to bad that damn little weasel didn’t put in a preview button for the polls as they NEVER FUCKING WORK!....well sometimes they do. But just post your poll and hope for the best
Thank you, from your loving Rotteneggs member...CaptainFlowers.
I’d like to thank the greats like Ihatenames(Deceased on RE now)
and Puzzlerf(also deceased)
Nos (half deceased)
Createamuck(alive and kickin unfortanetly)
Po(the sexiness himself)
And MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE!!!
(like all the regular members except moose).....
you better rate this egg a 5 or i’ll fucking kill you and then rape you infront of your family and kill them and rape them also!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA