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(106 votes) Published: Nov 29, 2005 12:01 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 755 times
Note: This works on most cars, but not all.
The easiest way for me to explain this is through story. I apologize for those that don’t like reading stories.
A few years back, my friend and brother and I hopped in my friend’s Tempo and headed off to see our friend who lived 100 miles away. We had planned a glorious night of playing Circle of Death and getting drunk. When we arrived we were joyous, catching up with our old friend who we hadn’t seen in quite some time. Unfortunately, disaster struck as my friend stood up, patting his pockets and looking around. The good times ceased as we looked up to him.
"Shit," he said "I think I locked my keys in my car."
Ok, it was a few years ago. They might not have been his exact words. Anyway, we went out to his car and sure enough, they were in there. Also sure enough, the doors were locked. The windows? Yeah, you can guess they were all cranked up because it was cold enough to cut diamonds with your nipples. Oh, and the spare set of keys? Attached to the main set.
We immediately headed inside and called information for a locksmith. It was a Saturday night, so as you can imagine, none of them were there. We next phoned the police. Do you think they were of any help? They offered there condolences, but explained they couldn’t do anything unless there was an emergency. There was an emergency, we needed beer.
We returned to the car with a coathanger. A few people tried to pop the lock, but noone could do it. It was getting late and we were getting desperate. I approached my friend and explained I was fairly sure I could get into the car, but it wouldn’t be pretty. He had work on Monday and needed in, so he agreed.
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I immediately asked my brother for a knife. Luckily he’s a bit of a knife nut, always having a nice sharp one on hand. He handed it over and I approached that tiny little decorative window behind the back seat. You know, the stupid ones that are there for decoration mostly. You can hardly see out of them and can’t open them.
Well, I was gonna open it. With the knife, I hacked away at the decorative rubber trim around it. After that, I noticed a black rubbery glue holding the window in place. I carefully carved into it, not wanting to snap any of the glass off accidentally. After what seemed like forever, I managed to cut loose the curved side. I had enough room to push it forward and an easier path to the inside of the other side. I cut at it and finally was able to hand my friend his window. He wasn’t exactly smiling at this point.
Anyway, I quickly shed one arm out of my jacket. (I’ve been used to this for a while now from stealing soda and there were similarities to this.) I pushed my arm in the widest part of the window until as much of it was in as could fit. I struggled blindly, as I couldn’t see what I was reaching for. I moved my hand around, but could tell by the silence that my arm wasn’t going to reach. I pulled it out as I was told that I was about two inches away.
I was handed the coat hanger and I immediately began bendint it and went back to work. Unfortunately, it was of no use. Everyone looked disappointed, but I had another plan.
"Needlenose pliers." I stated. My friend who were visting’s sister’s brother headed next door to his place. He returned with his set of pliers from his electronic kit. I tested them out quickly and dove in. Unfortunately, I couldn’t see what the hell I was reaching for. I tapped the glass and with the crowd of five or so people chanting directions, I finally reached the lock to the sound of cheers. I clamped down and snapped it up as my friend quickly dove into his car and stretched up front to pull out his keys.
We were then able to get the beer, get drunk and save Christmas.
Ok, that was a lie. We did, however, fix the car when we returned home. My friend bought a bottle of epoxy and my bro managed to slather enough of it on to hold the window in. It was good as new, minus the fact that it looked like someone smeared tar around the window. But hey, it was a Ford Tempo and my friend only had to pay $4 (for the epoxy) to get back into his car.
Nov 29, 2005 12:12 am - and i thought people threw out there spairs keys but no he just atached it to the main key thing wonderful idea.y not just get a key hider so u can like put it under ur car but besides that wonderful story lol 5 all the way man!!!!
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