'You’ve seen the commercial, haven’t you?'
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(101 votes) Published: Nov 29, 2005 8:05 a.m. Viewed 592 times |
If you’re American, you know Christmas is coming when you see incredibly wealthy people surprise one another with Lexuses (which are overpriced Toyota Camrys with leather seats), each with giant red bows affixed to the roof.
This might make a good egg, a "hit it and quit it," a quickie. Go to Dollar General or somplace, and buy lots and lots of the widest red ribbon you can find. Use the TV commercial I described as a guide, and make a tremendous bow. You can probably put some staples in the middle of the bow to hold it together. Then stick it on the roof of any rusted old clunker, the make and model of your choosing. Use masking tape for this, because it can be easily removed. Choose a car parked in a crowded parking lot or on the street, so people can see the car with the bow on the roof, and think to themselves what a hunk of shit; glad they didn’t buy that car for me!
Put it on your enemy’s car if he drives a really shitty car. |
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 | Nov 29, 2005 12:17 pm - how did you put the picture in? |

 | Nov 29, 2005 1:21 pm - 4* i guess its fun
welcome back h-dogg |

 | Nov 29, 2005 2:33 pm - 5*`s |

 | Nov 29, 2005 3:59 pm - lol nice |

 | Nov 29, 2005 11:18 pm - legend of eggs - H-dogg |
| Feb 28, 2006 12:07 pm - About time you made another egg.
5* :D :D |

 | Dec 21, 2006 4:12 pm - I hate lexuses | |