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(157 votes) Published: Nov 29, 2005 5:51 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1497 times
Fun AtCostco
Last week, a bunch of my friends and I went to Golden Corral to pig out on the lunch buffet. It got boring after eating like 3 billion plates of food so we went to Wal-Mart to get me a new computer. We rode around in the powered carts. When that got old we went to COSTCO to find me a new computer.
Costco is a store that you buy stuff in bulk for cheaper prices. Just like Wal-mart’s "Sam’s Club". You have to have a card to enter but, we all snuck through the guards.
It turned out that all of their computers either sucked (the best one being 256 mb) or they were just out of my price range. So we went around the store trying to find something cool.
First we went into the Sports Equipment section and got on a 10 wheeled skateboard. Countless customers came down the Isle getting pissed as we almost ran into them and wouldn’t let them through.
Then we got a little thing for going under cars laying down. It had a bunch of bearing wheels so my friends pushed me down the isle like I was on a luge board. It was so intense because it was impossible to steer.
Then we went to the business supply section where there were lots of fast rolling office chairs. Well over 150$ each. Of course us being the idiots we are, we used them for jousting. You turn around backwards and push yourself with your feet to gain a fast speed. Then halfway down the isle you both meet and slam into one another. Its a lot of fun. Then we just saw how fast they went by getting two friends to run and hold onto the chair’s arms and push you down the isle at lightning speeds.
Soon, some kids found the skateboard out of the package and decided to ride it. Some douche bag employees that looked like 17 year old nerds came up to them and kicked them out. Then they saw us so we made a quick escape on our chairs. As we went to hide near the freezers, my friend Keith called me on the phone and told me that they had got caught. We walked over and the dorky employees told the manager on us. As we got escorted out, we saw the little kids getting scolded by the employees and their mothers for riding the boards. As we walked to the exit, i made smart remarks at the manager saying "thanks for having us" and "this store sucks dick" and such. We finally came out and got food. The manager told the security guard to watch us so that we wouldn’t come back in. Me and my friends would walk up to the entrance and pretend like we were going to walk back in but then looked at the posters on the side wall. After a while he got really pissed. It was a badass day, i suggest you try it sometime.
Nov 29, 2005 7:03 pm - iv’e done something like this so many times at a bunch of stores. I played hockey with glass cups as pucks and we all weared baseball helmets and hockey equipment. If you haven’t got kicked out of a store before ur a cunt and u should hang yourself. 5 mutha fucking stars.
Nov 29, 2005 7:43 pm - lmao thats awsome, costco is awsome, i love that store, except you said it weas like walmart...no its not, its like sams club tho or BJ’s
Nov 30, 2005 8:32 am - . *5 I did something like that except it involved climbing up the big shelves and going to the different levels.. Gotta love costco
Feb 17, 2006 8:45 pm - fun to do this at toys are us to just go in play on the bikes then win they kick u out make a scene so every one looks at u then b like i no im beatiful but theres no need to stair ull get a lot of funny reactions
Jul 14, 2006 8:17 pm - Shit come to PA and do that, we got Sam’s, Costco, Wal Mart and BJs. Everyone here’s too pussy I can’t even get anyone to play Marco Polo in wal mart let alone chair joust!
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