Games By James Sucks Dick (Another Great Story Of Mine)
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(125 votes) Published: Nov 29, 2005 6:44 p.m. Viewed 468 times |
Alright, this is what happened. My friend came down from where he lives (which is about 5 hours away from my town). We spent the weekend over at one of my friend’s houses just being stupid and goofing off. The next day we decided to go to the mall (one of the best ways to relieve boredom). So we get there and my friend wanted to look at "Kissopoly" in Games By James, so we all entered. It was pretty cool just looking around and playing with all the junk. Then we started to move further back into the store. We saw those weird cribbage type boards made out of wood that look like oars or paddles. We then just decided to entertain ourselves. My friend screamed out "Paddle Me!" and then bent over. My friend took it off of the shelf and started slapping my friends ass with it. No one was in the store, but I will never forget the look on the guys face. He screamed "Thats not a paddle, NOW GET OUT OF THE STORE", ran over and put the paddle back on the shelf. I fell to the ground laughing and he came over and walked behind us until we left. We then walke dby a few times to try and piss him off some more, but he already left. So there it is, another one of my stories about how easy it is to piss people off and how much fun it can be. |
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 | Nov 29, 2005 6:49 pm - dude thats an awsome story 5* |

 | Nov 29, 2005 8:38 pm - meh, kinda funny I guess. |

 | Nov 29, 2005 9:08 pm - Pretty funny, some people are pretty dang high strung! And I like Cheese! AHAHAAHAHAHA! |

 | Nov 29, 2005 9:14 pm - i like good cheese, i hate that shit cheese thats almost everywhere |

 | Nov 29, 2005 11:16 pm - ever heard of paragraphs? other than that 4* |

 | Nov 30, 2005 1:29 pm - Howdy, When I tab it moves down to something else, so there’s no real way of doing paragraphs. |

 | Nov 30, 2005 4:20 pm - lol |

 | Feb 26, 2007 5:35 pm - That was fuckin me man!!!!! that made me excited and happy. hahaha | |
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