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(81 votes)
Published: Dec 01, 2005 9:19 a.m.
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alright this is my first egg so here goes. one time my brother, me and my cousin were in medford when i was like 13 adn we were fucking around with a shit load of mexicans now im not racistor anything cuzim hispanicanfrom roseburg a little town and we dont take any shit from anyone around here so i told the mutherfucker to say something so he got up in my face and he was one ugly ass mutha fucker. i could smell the fear on him and see the sweat roll down his face so i pushed him back and told him to back up. then i looked back at my bro and cuz and told him i was gonna fuck him up so i reached in my pocket and grab my lighter and the fucker sees me so he pulls a knife an i was like fuck this and slam i hit hiw in the fucking nose and down he went so all his buddies stated shit and there was a big brawl till the cops came. after that we went home and smoked some herb and figured out were they live so we went over there and caught their fucking yard on fire with gas. that field was crisp black after we left and we never heard shit again. thats my 1st egg so be nice
 

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chago

Dec 01, 2005 9:35 am -
this is my first egg so be nice plz thnxz


Ziggy-9351

Dec 01, 2005 12:15 pm -
pretty fukin funny, and nice job punchin the douche in the face...i little risky with the whole lawn fire thing,but i dont kno how your cops are round there, but nice job...nxt time put an IED in your enemy’s mailbox-then they deff wont talk shit


DrtyDzn

Dec 01, 2005 12:19 pm -
i dunno how much truth there is in this... you were 13 and you socked a guy in the nose and then fought with him and his "shitload of mexicans"? sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to me.


baby_joker-6241

Dec 01, 2005 12:28 pm -
Ok yea it’s funny and all...but this really isnt an egg....seems like it belongs in your blog....but 4* for trying. And I agree with DrtyDzn about exaggeration.


Doopliss

Dec 01, 2005 1:36 pm -
You type like you ARE a 13 year old -_-. Funny story nonetheless.


CaptainHowdy

D c 01, 2005 2:46 pm -
spell check! you monkeysack...1*


The_Izz

Dec 01, 2005 3:13 pm -
Not an egg. By the way, it won’t help trying to act gangster on the internet.


Master_Bates

Dec 01, 2005 3:37 pm -
for one this spelling sucks and for two this isn’t your first egg so i give you a ZERO


murof

Dec 01, 2005 8:19 pm -
yo gansta mang!i don’t really believe you and some one else fucked with a shit load of mexicans,unless they were like 10 years old or something.i just give you a 3
but trying to write like a gangster is just dumb.


chago

Dec 02, 2005 8:13 am -
for all u who think i talk like a gangter well fuck u because i am not no little rap listening bitch i like heavy metal and none of this shit is a lie my brother and cousin were there.


Doopliss

Dec 02, 2005 9:15 am -
Oh Okay. I guess we HAVE to believe that JUST BECAUSE your cousin and brother were there. Riiiiight.


ghettotech

Dec 02, 2005 7:43 pm - I saw the field when they were done
so fuck all you haters who dont believe. P.S. a story counts as an egg..........fuckin&rsquo haters


Falk5T

Jan 17, 2006 11:49 am - yeeeaa fUNNY sTORY
Jo thats funny, but ist that a bit ähh... never mind

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