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(64 votes) Published: Dec 06, 2005 5:49 p.m. Viewed 335 times
Go to the mall to visit the mall Santa. Hire a younger sibling or a kid who is young to sit on Santas lap. When Santa asks what they want tell them to say a diper. Tell them to pee on his lap. I know its basic but its funny. This is my first post so be nice.