More translation fun with Ashlee Simpson!
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Published: Dec 25, 2005 11:23 p.m.
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If you haven’t tried this, you should. Here are the lyrics to Alley Cat, as lip-synched by Ashlee Simpson:
You can dress me up diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts
Oh, I have waited here for you
I have waited
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I’ll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I’m like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
Anyway, go to babelfish.altavista.com, and translate that from English to Japanese. Unless you speak Japanese, you won’t know how accurate the translation is:
ダイヤモンドの上の私に服を着せることができる。土の私に服を着せることができる。架線工夫のように私を投げることができる。私は傷つくときそれをよりよい好む。 ああ、私はあなたを、私待っていたここに待っていた。 床で私に台所のwanna のLa のLa を、する。私は私がドアで会う場合フランスの女中である。私は尻軽女のようである。ミルクを、私ほしいと思う多くがの作る私にwanna 、する私にwanna の叫びを飲みなさい。
And chances are you won’t see the Japanese characters here in this window.
Now, take the Japanese characters and translate them back to English, and enjoy:
It can dress the clothes to me on the diamond. It can dress the clothes to me of the earth. Like the lineman it can throw me. As for me when being hurt, it is better, you like that. It waited here where well, I me waited you. In the floor La of La of wanna of the kitchen, is done in me. I when I meet with the door, am the French maid. I seem like the wanton woman. Me we want in me whom many which you think that the milk, make wanna, drink the scream of wanna in me who am done.
Apparently, "alley cat" translates to "wanton woman." |
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 | Dec 25, 2005 11:37 pm -
Pretty Funny, but the song is "La La" Douche-Bag |
| ec 25, 2005 11:37 pm -
That was a joke. |
 | Dec 25, 2005 11:41 pm -
Lots of people want her dead. |
 | Dec 26, 2005 12:26 am -
ill take that pussy though |
 | Dec 26, 2005 12:52 am -
Shes ugly, especially with dark hair |
 | Dec 26, 2005 1:40 am -
LOL thats hilarious. |
| Dec 26, 2005 1:43 am -
Sorry i translated mine on google. |
 | Dec 26, 2005 7:36 am -
Quote: Pretty Funny, but the song is "La La" Douche-Bag
Sorry, my mistake.
I’ve neither purchased a CD nor downloaded any sort of music in ten years, so pop culture is passing me by. |
 | Dec 26, 2005 8:05 am -
Haha. |
 | Dec 26, 2005 11:37 pm -
try "amish paridise" by weird al yankovic. its way funnier |
 | Jan 03, 2006 12:20 pm -
Cool, it says an error has occured when I try to do it though :( |
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