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Jun 19, 2006 8:04 pm - Yay. A broken leg.
I just broke my femur for the SECOND time, because I didn’t let it fully heal before going surfing for the first time in months. I got pounded against some rocks, and I hit them just right, and it broke my already weakened femur. Not I can’t surf for another couple of months. I should’ve just waited out the last time period, and then I wouldn’t have broken my fucking leg. I am pissed right now.

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Defiler

Jun 19, 2006 8:09 pm -
Can you walk with 1 leg? Cut the broken leg off, it’s useless!


Defiler

Jun 19, 2006 8:22 pm -
Because he still has 1 more leg!


Traitor

Jun 19, 2006 8:26 pm -
If joor penis was bigger you could use that as a leg. Just roll around, nobody need to WALK.


Defiler

Jun 19, 2006 8:49 pm -
What if it went soft?


Defiler

Jun 19, 2006 9:21 pm -
If you break it a 3rd time it will fall off.


orangepeal35

Jun 19, 2006 9:45 pm -
Dude thats nothing. My friend completely shattered his elbow skateboarding, and had to kid it all put together by an assload of metal. A year later, he throws a foam ball, and since he’s got all the shit holding his elbow together, the pressure goes to his upper arm, and it snaps clean in half. Pretty damn sweet.

Jun 19, 2006 9:55 pm -
dude, i know what you feel, i broke my arm july 3rd last year, then it healed, i went skateboarding and it broke again... couldn’t snowboard for 3/4 of the season ):. Sorry dude that sucks bad!


0wnd1zzl3d

Jun 20, 2006 12:42 am -
I meant the "YAY" sarcastically.


0wnd1zzl3d

Jun 20, 2006 12:44 am -
Quote:
If you break it a 3rd time it will fall off.


Neat-o, now I can throw extremities at people!


0wnd1zzl3d

Jun 23, 2006 8:07 pm -
Haha, fooled you! Haha, you are mucho gullible.


I actually broke it in a rough anal session with Tims.

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