Exploring at my Dad’s farm
'I found an egg shaped rock.' 
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(168 votes)
Published: Jan 08, 2006 1:37 p.m.
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Yesterday was the 15th birthday of my Dad’s friend’s daughter. We had a party at my Dad’s farm, which has a nursery (a place for plants) near, and also a riverbed, and a graffiti filled underpass. I remembered that I had a digital camera, so I quickly grabbed it, dressed up, and we went to the farm.
Once we got to the farm, I was astounded at the amount of dumbasses there. There were kids with shorts, low top shoes, and basketball jerseys. They were acting gay, and they were riding horses, without even knowing what the horses’ gestures meant. I saw this as a perfect chance to get back at some wannabe gangsters. Before telling you what happened, here is a map of the farm.
(note that these maps are SEPERATE, not one huge map)
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Around the farm, there are trees and very heavy brush. I quickly grabbed my 764SB Crosman air rifle, and loaded 6 bb’s into the chamber so I could shoot the horse. I ran to the nursery, grabbed a handful of fertilizer, and soaked it in some window washer concentrate, then put it inside a cup.
Then I made holes in the bottom of the paper cup, and the window washer concentrate started to drip out. I waited for about 2 minutes, then pumped my rifle 10 times (the maximum), and hid in the brush.
I saw 2 wannabe gangsters heading my way, so I quickly grabbed my lighter out of my pocket, then lit the fertilizer. The wannabe gangsters were close, so I threw the flaming cup full of fertilizer, sending lots of flaming rocks everywhere. The horses got wild, and 1 horse even stood on it’s hind legs. The kids were yelling, and everyone was looking at them. I then got my rifle, aimed at one of the now calmed down horses, and shot.
The 2 horses ran (apparently the bb’s formed a horizontal line while in flight), and one of the kids fell off! Yes! The other kid frantically tried to stop the running horse, but he couldn’t, so the he and the horse went down into the now dark river bed. He came back about an hour later, with mud all over him.
No one new who had done it. Success.
Later that night, we (me and my uncle) decided to go the to the river bed to go exploring. Sorry if some pictures suck, but the flash on a camera only goes so far. Here are the pictures…
We decided to take pictures of the underpass…
Me and my uncle found and old truck and 2 tractors…
Not too far from those vehicles, we found a small shed near some trees (people were trying to hide it).
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Me and my uncle love doing stuff with fire, so we gathered materials, and had fun.
The bottle exploded…
Then I kicked it…
We also threw in 1 used battery (from my digital camera). I would have thrown both double A batteries, but I decided not to. We waited a few minutes, but nothing happened. My uncle told me that it would be better off just to go, so I hesitantly agreed. We went up (towards the main part of the farm), and we saw a cock.
A minute passed, and my curiosity got the best of me. I started walking towards the battery in the fire, and my uncle told me to come back. Not 2 seconds later, the battery blew up. It sent shrapnel to the left of me. I could hear a piece of metal hit a metal pole about 30 yards away, with lots of force. I was really grateful that my uncle told me to come back.
On my treacherous trek, I cut myself. I was unable to tend to my horrible wound, so I just waited till we got to the main part of the farm.
When we got there, the only thing that was accessible to me was a business card…
So I used it.
We sat near a bonfire the rest of the night, watching some drunk guys dance with each other.
We all had lots of fun, some way or another, except for the birthday girl. Her dad said something to her that made her cry, BUT, I had lots of fun.
I also found a very cool SUV…
I also found the good stuff…
My little sister also got a new horse. She is only 8 (soon to be 9), and she HAS 2 FUCKIN HORSES! I on the other hand, am the owner of a chicken! How fair is that?
Finally, here is a picture of Kua-Zee at the party.
Thanks for reading my egg! |
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 | Jan 08, 2006 1:47 pm -
Quote: Thanks for reading my egg!
wtf i didnt read it! too many pics boy! |
 | Jan 08, 2006 1:49 pm -
Cool man, should of used Google for the aerial pictures....5* |
 | Ja 08, 2006 1:53 pm -
5*`s |
 | Jan 08, 2006 2:10 pm -
Looks like you had fun
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 | Jan 08, 2006 3:32 pm -
Lots of cock on that farm... |
 | Jan 08, 2006 3:33 pm -
SOO LONG!! lol....that was incredible...*5! |
| Jan 08, 2006 3:47 pm -
Kewl 5*s |
 | Jan 08, 2006 4:35 pm -
fantastic egg. |
 | Jan 08, 2006 6:12 pm -
Five stars for you!
But it would have been nice if you could deflower the fifteen year old birthday girl. |
 | Jan 08, 2006 7:13 pm -
very nice and the pics look very nice***** |
 | Jan 08, 2006 7:13 pm -
That was very good i liked it but would have preferred an aerial shot of the farm perhaps from an airplane? Oh well i still give this egg e good score which is 4*s |
 | Ja 08, 2006 9:45 pm -
I find it funny that you blurr out your uncles face, and then leave your face and sister unblurred. O well at least you were semi-cautious... |
 | Jan 08, 2006 11:52 pm -
good 5* nice pic’s |
 | Jan 09, 2006 5:11 am - WTF!!!
wtf how can u give this newb five stars? his eggs sucks more dick than him (thats a fukin lot) |
 | Jan 09, 2006 9:18 am -
5 *’s. Lots of pics... and it’s definitely a change of scenery from where I’m at. Good job Kua-Zee |
 | Jan 09, 2006 10:36 am -
Quote: I find it funny that you blurr out your uncles face, and then leave your face and sister unblurred. O well at least you were semi-cautious...
My uncle didn’t want to be on the internet. I don’t really care if people see who I am, and neither does my sister.
Quote: Jan 09, 2006 5:11 a.m. - WTF!!!
wtf how can u give this newb five stars? his eggs sucks more dick than him (thats a fukin lot)
Dude, don’t be jealous cause your eggs suck, it’s not my fault. I’m not a newb either, you’re what, level 3?
P.S. My Photobucket bandwith is dieing fast from all the pictures, thanks for the constructive comments! |
 | J n 09, 2006 3:07 pm -
kool 5*s |
| Jan 09, 2006 6:25 pm -
I was just warning you not to be in any pictures doing illegal things with your face showing, because the police love to search myspace and rotteneggs looking for some dumbass kid to bust.
If you think I’m lying I know someone who is facing felonies because of stupid videos.
Luckily, you cant get in trouble for being in a picture by yourself. Just dont let them see you lighting a bomb or something because they love to arrest people and you will be another feather in their hat if you aren’t carefull. |
| Jan 09, 2006 9:15 pm -
Yes, I’m aware of that.
Most people aren’t thinking when they document some stuff, so you might have saved some people from facing charges by postig that comment.
Thanks for the reminder, anyways. |
 | Jan 17, 2006 3:23 pm -
congrats on spotlight! nice egg, very long |
| Jan 17, 2006 3:24 pm -
Yay! Bird FLu!!
5* |
 | Jan 17, 2006 3:40 pm -
you have obviously put alot of thinking into this egg, 5* good job mate |
| Jan 17, 2006 3:42 pm -
BEST EGG I HAVE EVA SEEN! LOTS OF PICS AND GREAT INFORMATION!, I REALLY DID ENJOY READING THAT!! 5****!!! |
 | J n 17, 2006 3:42 pm -
You’ve got phalaris grass growing at the farm. You extract the DMT. |
 | J n 17, 2006 4:29 pm -
haha, congrats man, you made it to the spotlight |
| Jan 17, 2006 4:36 pm -
Incase my bandwith reaches it’s limit, it will be restored on the 8th of the next month. |
 | Jan 17, 2006 5:00 pm -
how did it get in the spotlight? |
 | Jan 17, 2006 5:10 pm -
Wonderful egg, I’m puting it on my "do not drop" list. |
 | Jan 17, 2006 5:13 pm -
that tractor looks like its been shot with a paintball gun any way good to see a change in the spotlight eggs i was getting sick of that frigging stell mill one good work 5d |
 | Jan 17, 2006 5:19 pm -
This is sooo dumb, and now its gonna be in the spotlight for a few months, you cant explore your own property!!! it yours!!! you can look around but exploration is if you dont own it! 0* i rate this crap a zero! |
| Jan 17, 2006 6:10 pm -
Huevo es muy bueno, Señor Zee. Cinco estrellas para ésto mi amigo. La fuerza está en su lado con éste. |
 | Jan 17, 2006 6:47 pm -
haha, nice egg. i hate those wanna be gangsters as well, especially the ones that aren’t even the right colour. |
 | Jan 17, 2006 7:19 pm -
Nice, finally a new spotlight. I like the fire pictures. 5* |
| Jan 17, 2006 7:21 pm -
Oh yea, and you are one LUCKY fuck for not getting hit with that battery srapnel. If you got hit in the face, you would be dead, and then you wouldn’t be able to tell us that intriguing story. :D |
 | Jan 17, 2006 9:13 pm -
that actually is not an egg shaped rock.. it is actually a Cavewoman dildo =) |
| Jan 18, 2006 5:27 pm -
Quote: This is sooo dumb, and now its gonna be in the spotlight for a few months, you cant explore your own property!!! it yours!!! you can look around but exploration is if you dont own it! 0* i rate this crap a zero!
Dude, it’s not MY property, we are renting it, and most of where the exploration takes place is the city’s property.
Quote: especial y the ones that aren’t even the right colour.
LMAO!!
Very true, and funny. |
| Jan 18, 2006 5:42 pm -
you took pictures of a drainedge tube, a tractor, a fire, some trees, and some fucking mexicans...thats bull shit. |
| Jan 18, 2006 5:53 pm -
Quote: you took pictures of a drainedge tube, a tractor, a fire, some trees, and some fucking mexicans...thats bull shit.
Meh, rate it a 0 if you want, plenty of other people like it and it won’t really matter if you don’t. |
| J n 18, 2006 7:10 pm -
BEST EGG EVER! U MADE THE SPOTLIGHT AN EXCELING PERFORMANCE I TAKE MY HAT OF TO YOU 5***** |
| Jan 19, 2006 12:12 am -
i love mexico and i love this egg 5 ***** |
 | Jan 19, 2006 8:07 am -
woo cool egg, wonderfull detailed, i enjoy 5* |
 | Jan 19, 2006 10:58 pm -
Well if this egg is going to be in the spotlight for a long time, i am photoshopping a butt load of these pictures |
 | Jan 20, 2006 4:26 pm -
ok 5** way too much writting i fell i stopped after the first paragraph! |
| Jan 20, 2006 4:26 pm -
ok 5** way too much writting i fell asleep i stopped after the first paragraph! |
 | Jan 20, 2006 7:45 pm -
why exactly were there "wannabe gangsters" riding horses around your dad’s farm? |
| Jan 20, 2006 7:47 pm -
why exactly were there "wannabe gangsters" riding horses around your dad’s farm? |
| Jan 20, 2006 7:57 pm -
Quote: why exactly were there "wannabe gangsters" riding horses around your dad’s farm?
My Dad built stables around the farm and people rent the stables to put their horses in there. Sometimes, the people who rent the stables bring friends, and we have a party. Sometimes during the parties, the owners of the horses take their horses out of their stables and ride them. Other people ride their horse/s (with their permission), too. |
 | Jan 21, 2006 11:38 am -
nice job, lol and y would you go near a battery in a fire. lmao you should try a cellphone battery it put a nice indention in the ground .[/img] |
| Jan 22, 2006 9:48 pm -
1. you get a 5*
2. i love mexico
3. good pics
4. Make another thread (simliar to this) |
 | an 24, 2006 3:51 pm -
guess what. I hate you. I hate everyone.
5*
Congrats on making the spotlight, and thanks for the info on an exploding battery. It’s gonna be helpfull when i test out my new potential egg. |
 | Jan 25, 2006 10:43 am -
[b]ok so if u took a battery out of ya cammara and put it on a fire howcome u could still take pics.
bull shit |
| Jan 25, 2006 4:31 pm -
Quote:
[b]ok so if u took a battery out of ya cammara and put it on a fire howcome u could still take pics.
lol, I had extra batteries. Any owner of a digital camera always has extra batteries on hand, especially when exploring. |
 | Jan 27, 2006 5:20 pm -
Dude ur wierd....and mexican lookin....wierd+mexican+b owin up stuff+guns=5***** |
 | Jan 30, 2006 4:36 pm -
very very nice...i love the pictures but that looks pretty fucking scary at that farm at night...i wouldnt have gone out there =P but i give you a 5!!! |
 | Jan 31, 2006 2:33 pm -
That would make a killer CS map.. do you have like an overview picture of the whole thing... and where does the underpass lead to? |
| Jan 31, 2006 4:19 pm -
Quote: and where does the underpass lead to?
The underpass leads to a river, a real one, with water and everything. Check out my other egg, which is a sequel to this one, to read about it. |
 | Jun 27, 2006 1:59 pm - awesome!
so many photos, nothing to complain about, nice battery bomb 10* |
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