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(173 votes) Published: Jan 20, 2006 9:46 p.m. In 8 Favorites Lists Viewed 1136 times
Well, Ive been trying hard to think of a quality egg, but nothing has come up. Most of the stuff has been taken so I decided to post an egg on messing with hotel maids and people who sleep in the room after you. Hope you enjoy and Ill have a great egg up soon...(when I think of it.)
1.) You know the maids little cart of goods? Grab a knapsack and snatch all her goods. Take her mouthwash, shampoo and/or conditioner. She’ll come back and see thats its gone. Then youre faced with either putting everything back so when she comes back with the tray of shampoo, etc, she will see all of it back there. Or you could keep it. Why not? Free stuff! if you decide to put it back and confuse her, play mind games. Put it back, take it off and keep it up. While youre at it take her cleaning supplies too!
2.) I got this from another egg and give credit to him. http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/169129.html Write Satanic/funny/stupid things on the mirror with shaving cream. Check out the egg above before attempting. Write stuff like "Bill Cosby was here" or "Bob Saget busts fat loads" or shit that people will double take. When the mirror steams up after the victim takes a shower, they will be surprised to see these messages written magically across their mirror. Just write it on the mirror a few hours before you leave. It will be up there for a few days.
3.) Hide disturbing notes in places. Maids clean 100+ rooms a day. They wont check everywhere. They get lazy.
4.) Put a few bricks under the mattress. Why you would have brick, I dont know but it acts as an uncomfortable lumbar and when people complain and get it fixed, the maids will find bricks under the bed and be dumbfounded.
5.) Leave misc stupid shit around for the maids to find. Nothing is funnier then finding a blowup doll with liquids all over it... Or think of something good.
6.) Take the maids whole fucking cart for a ride down a flight of stairs.
7.) Take the maid for a ride down the stairs.
8.) When she cleans a room and leaves to fetch something, go in and trash it. They get paid by the hour and half of them are illegal immagrants. Have fun at the expense of others.
9.) Shit in the upper part of the toilet before you leave. Piss too, why not? Then it will sit for a while. As the next guest gets settled into the room, and goes to the bathroom, they will be pleased to find that when they flush, brown smelly water comes out instead of clean water.
10.) I dont advise you do this unless you pay with cash and have a fake name or alias, but steal everything.
11.) Rearrange the whole room.
12.) Write vulgar language on window shades. Keep them closed, and when the next guests open them, they will be surprised.
13.) Fill room with styrofoam peanuts before you leave.
14.) Release farm animals into open rooms while maids are cleaning.
15.) Pee outside your room?
16.) When other guests leave their eaten food and trays outside their rooms, grab a few salt shakers and such. Nice things to have.
Well thats a long list. Some are legit...others are not. Rate whatever, and if it gave you a laugh or idea, good. Take it and run with it. Any other ideas to add, feel free to add them. If you dont like this egg, cool. I didnt intend on it to be a legend egg, just some random stuff to do. Maids...will have one hell of a job after this. Have fun and give em hell.
Jan 20, 2006 9:58 pm - Man, didnt expect such good replies. Thanks a lot. Some things are a bit vague but its late and Im lazy, so why not. Redundance is abundant, but isnt that what lifes all about? Thanks again!
Jan 20, 2006 10:05 pm - Damn! Thats a good one! Like right across from you so you can see their faces when the pizza guy comes to the door. Hahaha!!! Priceless!
Jan 21, 2006 12:32 am - Or you could order strippers to come to the dining hall. Or just pack as many prostitutes as you can in your car and leave them all in the waiting area.
Jan 21, 2006 10:43 am - Haha man thats funny as hell! 5* Fave list
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Shit in the upper part of the toilet before you leave. Piss too, why not? Then it will sit for a while. As the next guest gets settled into the room, and goes to the bathroom, they will be pleased to find that when they flush, brown smelly water comes out instead of clean water.
That had me rollin! Dude, when I moved to New York we had to stay in some hotel in Lockport. I took a big ass shit in the regular part of the toilet. I mean a BIG BIG BIG poop. It clogged the toilet with out any toilet paper. I left it in the toilet. It was teh last day we were staying in the hotel.......
Feb 22, 2006 9:36 pm - 5* I also like to send wakeup calls for like 4:00 in the morning to random hotel rooms. It’s great if you can keep the people up really late too so they are extra tired.
Feb 22, 2006 9:36 pm - 5* I also like to send wakeup calls for like 4:00 in the morning to random hotel rooms. It’s great if you can keep the people up really late too so they are extra tired.
Mar 09, 2006 4:49 pm - Wicked I am doing the mirror one and the back of toilet one. I am gonna put Green Dye in it, or red. HaHAHAHA, good stuff. I am too cool to shit in it...
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