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(144 votes) Published: Jan 24, 2006 3:35 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 717 times
Well boys and girls, once apon a time not long ago our librian put out 3 1.5 feet tall nutcrackers out in the library.
As you probably know, most librians are total bitches. Ours is no exception, she hates letting people into the library. There are usually only 5-10 people in our huge library at a time. To give you a better understanding of her, here is her picture from the yearbook:
Now you see the extremety of her hatred for mankind! She always kicks my friends and I out for knocking stuff over and whatnot. She was very proud of her prized nutcrackers, so my friend decided to kidnap one of them.
She freaked out when she found out one was gone, and she posted a sign in the library that asks anyone who knows what happened to the nutcracker to report to her. Everyone knows what happened yet noone has helped her on the hunt for the wayward nutcracker.
During this time we had a secret santa gift exchange in U.S. history (why? how bout why not?). So my friend gave the nutcracker to another friend for secret santa!
The kid who recieved the nutcracker was invited to the librarian’s daughters wedding. So he wrapped it up and gave it to her daughter as a wedding present! All of this happened right under the librarian’s nose and she still doesnt know where the nutcracker is! So someday she will visit her daughter, and make a shocking reaquantance with her prized nutcracker!
This took a while to type and many people risked their lives for this, so please rate. ILoveTitties
Jan 24, 2006 6:52 pm - ......................... .......................... .......................... .......................... .............. WHA Oh, sorry i was staring at your avatar. 5’s
Oct 14, 2007 6:55 pm - Lol, I agree with librarians being bitches. The one at my school stares at everyone as they do shit. It’s creepy, I tell ya! (5*)
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