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(96 votes) Published: Jan 30, 2006 7:54 p.m. Viewed 520 times
ok, this is my first egg so i guess i’ll start it out with a story. ok so wisconsin wheather sucks but we make the most of it. whenever it snows i get a big bucket fill it with snow and throw snowballs at people, i call it drive by snowballing. so far i hit about 16 cars and about 4 or 5 people. this one time we went snowballing this black guy was just standing on the sidewalk waiting for the bus, i made a good sized snowball and i just hurled it outta the window and i hit him straight in the face, its always funny because whenever i try to hit something by throwing it i always miss or do minimum damage but when i just throw it i always hit them. so anyways, when it hit him it just exploded, i couldent believe i hit him. me and my friend were jsut laughing like, holy shit i just hit a guy in the face with a snowball. so we keep on driving and we see a car with the window busted out and a garbage bag covering it, people are really dumbasses and get those fixed. thats what i thought to myself.so i got out of the car got a basketball sized snowball and made another pass and i launched it and it broke through the plastic and made a giant hole.
this one other time we were coming home from snowboarding and i had my bucket, and luckilly i had my camcorder, we see these two women jogging so i ready my snowball and hurl it without aiming once again like i said i always hit dead on when im not aiming. and pow it hits her in the shoulder, she turned around with the most disgusted face like shes saying, fuck you i jsut got hit with a snowball. that was another good one.
basically whenever it snows i always get my bucket ready for snowballing.
ok this has nothing to do with snowballing but its just funny and it just happened tonight. so we walked out of the mall and there is an applebees restaurant with big glass windows so the comstumors (fuck spelling) can get a shitty view outside. so my friend goes up to the window and slams hit fists on the window where two girls were eating and puts hit mouth against the window and blows on it to make his cheeks puff out. you should have see the girls face. i cant even describe it, shes just like OH FUCK with her eyes wide open. so we ran laughing our asses off.
so thats all that i got for now. if you like reading about us doing stupid shit i got more coming.
Jan 30, 2006 8:11 pm - try to make your stories a little more....hmm...outstanding ...abnormal....surprising. ..interesting......i cant give you shit its your first egg so 4* for effor that prolly wasnt easy to type lol
Jan 31, 2006 1:21 pm - Reminds me of the time I was in 9th grade, we were at some plaza suring a snowstorm and jsut snowboarding around. I climbed up some big bank of snow and hurled a snowball the size of a basketball into a car with trashbag window and everything you described. I broke through the trashbag. Moments later I hear a scream and some fucking junkie woman was shakling her fist and calling us pigs and shit. So I told her to shut the fuck up and snowboarded down. Later when the snow had melted, we found syringes around her car and another snowbank. mUstve been a cold night for her. 3*
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