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(105 votes) Published: Feb 05, 2006 1:26 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 821 times
Alright, I’ve tossed this idea around in my head and whereas I have yet to do it, I’m positive it will work. It’s a spin off the old urine in lemonade, only with much more planning and less suspicion. Obviously, since this prank involves the target drinking your urine, it’s only for those looking for ultimate revenge. Without further ado...
1 Can of Lemonade/Iced Tea. Coca Cola makes Minute Maid/Nestea, Pepsi makes Tropicana/Lipton. Then there are a slew of store brands. Obviously, these drinks are not carbonated, which is important.
1 Meat Injector with a long thin metal needle end. (They make some with crappy plastic ones and they’re also usually wider, which is no good)
1 Soldering Gun (w/ aluminum flux paste, which you can find at hardware stores or online. Aluminum foil might work.)
1 Full Bladder
Instructions Step #1: DO NOT pop the top on the soda can. You maybe tempted to do this, but it ruins the entire plan and you’ll need another can. Now, turn your can upside down and use a fork or a knife or whatever to poke a small hole in the bottom of the can. Don’t worry, it’s not carbonated so it won’t explode. If you are worried for whatever reason, you can use safety glasses. Now, drain the drink into a bowl. I recommend using an old margarine tub or something you can throw away. If you don’t have this, you can pick a bowl up cheap from a Salvation Army, Goodwill or yardsale.
Step #2: Drain the drink into the pitcher. Don’t worry if a little doesn’t get out. You just need the majority of it in. If for some reason you lose the drink or don’t wanna fool around with this, you could always pick up a two liter or one liter of the matching drink, but the rest will probably be a waste. Also, be careful not to dent the can too much. Finally, don’t worry about getting all of the drink out inside. 1/3 or half will be fine.
Step #3: Relieve yourself into the bowl with the drink. You might want some rubber gloves for this step. You shouldn’t need a whole lot of urine.
Step #4: Fill ’er up. Get out your handy, dandy meat injector and fill it up with that urine drink mixture. Now simply go to the hole in the can and "inject" it into the bottle. You may find you need to widen your hole before this step, depending on the gauge (size) of the injector’s tip. You may have to repeat this step a few times, depending on how much drink you took out.
Step #5: Dispose of the urine/drink bowl. Pour it into the toilet and flush it, dump it into your yard, open a door a few inches and prop it above it, whatever.
Step #6: Soldering time. I’m not gonna explain soldering, because it’s pretty self explanatory. You may want safety goggles for this step, but don’t get worried, nothing should explode. Use your aluminum paste to block up your hole. Granted, you could use soldering’s more common lead, but lead and people don’t mix, so it’s a bad idea. You want them to drink your urine, not get lead poisoning. Also, don’t worry about the bottom of the can looking perfect. It’s not like idiots look at the bottom of it anyway.
Step #7: After you’re sure your soldering job is solid and not leaking, refrigerate your drink. This can be tricky, especially if you don’t want your parents or sibling to find the can accidentally. There are several ways around this. Hide it somewhere like the butter dish, leave it outside if it’s cold enough, or else fill up a coffee can (w/ lid) with ice and let it chill.
Step #8: Give your friend the drink and watch him enjoy the subtle salty flavors in your "homemade" concoction.
Note: You could try substituting the can with a 20 ounce bottle and using a hot glue gun to seal it up in the center of the bottom of the bottle.
Feb 05, 2006 1:29 pm - Er... that red x isn’t a picture. I used the image tags instead of the bold accidentally. It should read "Materials (aka Crap You’ll Need)". My bad.
Feb 06, 2006 1:54 pm - ok i had to say sumthing... pyoobez u are a SICK, DISCUSTING and FOOLISH, u should be ASHAIMED, BUT... GREAT JOB i LUV it!!!@!!! 5*’s allround
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