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crude spanish sentences
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(90 votes)
Published: Feb 06, 2006 6:05 p.m.
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i am here to teach you how to speak Spanish, well how to piss off people with Spanish sentences

WARNING, THESE ARE MEANT FOR FUN, DON’T GO UP TO A SPANISH PERSON AND SAY THESE, THEY MAY KICK YOUR ASS. IF YOU ARE SPANISH, I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU OR BEING RACIST.

so here are the sentences

i am feeling her breasts = yo me seinto los senos

i am fat like a pinata = soy gondo como un pinata

someone call the American embassy = alguien lloma la embasada
Americana
i made a mess in your toilet = yo lo hice mal en su lavabo

i did your wife = hice a su espasa

i got wasted in the street = obtuve malgastado en la calle

kiss my french ass = bese mi asno frances

fuck me harder = so’dame ma’s duno

we are all pink on the inside = somos toda rosa por dento

i am a fat Mexican = soy un mexicana gordo

don’t you love the taste, of a beaver when it hesitates? = no adora usted el sabor, de un castor cuando vacilia

HOW TO COUNT IN SPANISH

1 uno

2 uno uno

3 uno uno uno

4 uno uno uno uno

5 uno uno uno uno uno

6 uno uno uno uno uno uno

7 uno uno uno uno uno uno uno

8 uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno

9 uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno

10 uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno

i think you get it

if i got any of these wrong, just post the real way to spell it 		 
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LilSteve
Feb 06, 2006 6:13 pm -
lol 5*


Carpe_Diem
Feb 06, 2006 6:14 pm -
Viva LA Bam rip-off, Steve-O is not even on there you poser.


pilot_instruktor
Feb 06, 2006 6:18 pm -
its called google language tools


Carpe_Diem
Feb 06, 2006 6:24 pm -
The phrases are still funny.


Iamconfuddled
Feb 06, 2006 6:31 pm -
i am fat like a pinata = soy gondo como un pinata
Real way
Yo soy gordo como una pinata

how to count
1 uno
2 dos
3 tres
4 cuatro
5 cinco
6 seice
7 seite
8 ocho
9 nueve
10 diez


Iamconfuddled
Feb 06, 2006 6:31 pm -
still very funny 5*


jackassimmitater
Feb 06, 2006 6:47 pm -
Yo Soy colgado como un caballo I am hung like a horse.
vaya joda una cabra go fuck a goat.
http://www.freetran lation.com[/url]


jackassimm tater
Feb 06, 2006 6:48 pm -
fuck sorry about the link here it is
http://www.freetransla ion.com/


jackassimmitater
Fe 06, 2006 6:51 pm -
un asno violó a su madre a donkey raped your mother


ACDCrocksmorethanyo
Feb 06, 2006 6:51 pm -
yea, dude, these were all just translated by the cheap freetranslation....not even close to accurate. they’re very poorly translated


SinisterSkater
F b 06, 2006 6:57 pm -
yea, i wrote everything down, and had trouble reading it


Johny_Carnage
Feb 06, 2006 7:20 pm -
4* next time I don’t recommend using babel fish...


icantthinkofanickn me
Feb 06, 2006 7:43 pm -
Quote:
i am a fat Mexican = soy un mexicana gordo

actually the adjectives have to correspond to the nouns so it would be mexicano gordo if your a guy and mexicana gorda if your a girl.


Vash
Feb 06, 2006 7:48 pm -
Este huevo jode alegre LOL


Vash
Feb 06, 2006 7:50 pm -
still giving you a 5* because it was funny. OH YEAH AND BECAUSE I FREAKIN WON THE LOTTERY TODAY HELLZ YES!!!!


Vash
Feb 06, 2006 7:52 pm -
oh wait I mean....Todavía darle un 5* porque era chistoso. ¡AH SI Y PORQUE yo FREAKIN GANO LA LOTERIA HOY HELLZ SI! !!!


tigercat_teen_05
Feb 06, 2006 8:31 pm -
Quote:
Feb 06, 2006 6:31 p.m. -
i am fat like a pinata = soy gondo como un pinata
Real way
Yo soy gordo como una pinata


well actually you don’t have to put a "yo" because the "yo" is implied, so it is still gramicly correct to leave the "yo" out.


Argus
Feb 06, 2006 10:41 pm -
Latin crude sentence: FVTVE TE!


BlackXListed
Feb 07, 2006 12:46 am -
funny 4*


as__1230986746
Feb 07, 2006 1:10 am -
lol uno uno uno uno stars for you


StJimmyPyro
Feb 07, 2006 5:47 am -
good 1. 5*


*****


Clegg
Feb 07, 2006 10:39 am -
Im half drunk and this made me laugh a tad...Fave list and 4*


supermosh
Feb 07, 2006 11:44 am - viva la bam
bah this was on viva la bam bam sed don vito can have bamss hummer if he learnt 10 spanich words but brandon diccimilo told him one wrong but he just stole it anyway hahaha anyway 5* coz i wanted to know how to say um :D


SinisterSkater
Feb 07, 2006 3:01 pm -
yea molesta la breastas


ACE-9146
Aug 18, 2006 2:24 pm -
GUESS WHAT 0*S !!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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